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Posted on 03/16/2012 5:54:26 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Freedom of Information Day
When : Always March 16th Freedom of Information Day celebrates and recognizes a valuable concept in American rights.
March 16th is the birth date of James Madison, the 4th president of the United States of America. James Madison is recognized as the "Father of the Constitution", and the chief author of the "Bill of Rights". Freedom of information and individual rights was very important to James Madison.
Did you Know? The Freedom of Information Act was passed into law in 1966. It opened up a wealth of information to American citizens. James Madison would be very pleased! However, he's rolling in his grave at our current government and what it's become...
“My name is Barack Obama of the Moneygall O'bamas.
I’ve come home to find the apostrophe that we’ve lost somewhere along the way,
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freedom; information; stpatricksday
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Somehow it became tradition to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by drinking. And while imbibing can be done in a civilized manner, here are the Top Ten Signs that St. Patrick himself would NOT approve of the way you are honoring his name.
10 - Vomit is only one of the bodily fluids in your hair
9 - You marched in the Parade for twenty feet and then ducked into a bar
8 - The Leprechaun stenciled onto your cheek is anatomically correct
7 - You call it a “Scavenger Hunt”, the Police call it Theft
6 - Your friends now have good reason to believe that you are bisexual
5 - Green Cupcakes are one thing, but Green Taco Meat?
4 - You’re wearing underwear, but it’s not yours
3 - There’s Green Glitter in your Cleavage
2 - You toasted to the Queen of England
1 - We won’t even get into what you posted on Facebook
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/16/2012 5:55:41 AM PDT
by
FroggyTheGremlim
(Conservative patriots, Rise up!)
To: Lucky9teen
Top 4!
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posted on
03/16/2012 5:57:04 AM PDT
by
starlifter
(Pullum sapit)
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posted on
03/16/2012 5:58:29 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/16/2012 6:00:12 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/16/2012 6:00:20 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(In Memphis on January 20, 2009, pump price were $1.49. We all know what happened after that.)
To: NCC-1701
Oooops! missed it. TOP TEN THEN!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
03/16/2012 6:01:05 AM PDT
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NCC-1701
(In Memphis on January 20, 2009, pump price were $1.49. We all know what happened after that.)
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posted on
03/16/2012 6:02:00 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
At least I made it in before the second ping!
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posted on
03/16/2012 6:02:39 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
Second verse same as the first...
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posted on
03/16/2012 6:03:30 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(How do you say Arkanicide in Kenyan?)
To: NCC-1701
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posted on
03/16/2012 6:04:52 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
An Arab enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas..........
Once he is seated, he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music, which is music of the infidel’s and certainly no radio ........
So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to the side of the road, stops the cab, and opens the back door.
The Arab asks him: “What are you doing man?”
The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis. So get your ass out and wait for a camel.”
You gotta love Texans!
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posted on
03/16/2012 6:04:52 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/16/2012 6:05:44 AM PDT
by
Scythian
To: Arrowhead1952
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posted on
03/16/2012 6:09:50 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: tnlibertarian
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posted on
03/16/2012 6:12:39 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: ShadowAce
Some days you wake up and you don't know WTH is going on...
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posted on
03/16/2012 6:14:27 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/16/2012 6:16:36 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you think health care is expensive now, wait til it's free.)
To: Lucky9teen
Wooohooo!! Friday silliness!
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/16/2012 6:39:05 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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