Posted on 04/26/2012 8:50:50 AM PDT by Young Werther
The Year 2011 is over. Homeland Security has provided end-of-the-year statistics on airport screenings.It is truly amazing what those full-body scanners have shown.
* Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
* Transvestites: 743
* Enlarged Prostates: 19,249
* Breast Implants: 209,350
* Colon problems: 27,298
* Natural Blondes: 3
(Excerpt) Read more at tsa.gov ...
How could we get on a ballot initiative, if We the People prefer to be stroked, or take our risks on airplanes with crazy nuts aboard.
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