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TSA 2011 Statistics
secret sources ^ | April 25, 2012 | Unknown

Posted on 04/26/2012 8:50:50 AM PDT by Young Werther

The Year 2011 is over. Homeland Security has provided end-of-the-year statistics on airport screenings.It is truly amazing what those full-body scanners have shown.

* Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0

* Transvestites: 743

* Enlarged Prostates: 19,249

* Breast Implants: 209,350

* Colon problems: 27,298

* Natural Blondes: 3

(Excerpt) Read more at tsa.gov ...


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Why isn't Nun of the Above above?
1 posted on 04/26/2012 8:51:03 AM PDT by Young Werther
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To: Young Werther

How could we get on a ballot initiative, if We the People prefer to be stroked, or take our risks on airplanes with crazy nuts aboard.


2 posted on 04/26/2012 8:57:41 AM PDT by rovenstinez
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