"They Ate Their Victims' Brains Raw": Cannibal Cult Arrested for Eating Seven Witch Doctors

Mirror News ^ | July 13, 2012 | Agency Staff

[I see my hands]

I'm still trying to work up the nads to dress and eat a bunny.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

You owe me a new keyboard...ROFL

[I still care]

What, is the western world suddenly discovering what goes on in places like this?

I guess, because missionaries are so looked down upon by the MSM nowadays, all those jokes about them being cooked and eaten are forgotten.

I learned about this little gem in graduate school, thirty years ago:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt-Jakob_disease

[davisfh]

“So what kind of sausage is this in the soup?”

“Tube steak?”

Tsk, tsk!! Bad, bad joke. But funny, nonetheless.

[I still care]

Here’s a link that’s clearer:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

[Kriggerel]

Hey, I see some real possibilities here.
I think all the members of that Cannibal Cult need to be given free plane tickets to Tanzania. I’m certain the albinos will thank them profusely for continuing with their good work.

[Jack Hydrazine]

[Winstons Julia]

Oh ... Frank and beans...

[Northern Yankee]

So.... cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

[plain talk]

Ping for later barf

[Joe 6-pack]

Penis soup? Is that anything like cock-a-leekie?

[plain talk]

Ping for later barf

[windcliff]

I thought this was another story out of Florida.

[SkyDancer]

Oh ha ha ha ... anyway, raw brains are kinda mushy. Basically you could scoop brains out with a spoon. What is done is the brain is fixed with formaldehyde which turns it kinda grey brown. This in a way hardens the brain. Now you can slice it to make sammiches.

Ya, I know, I'm weird. LOL

[Northern Yankee]

"raw brains are kinda mushy..." That's liberals only, right?

Just finished a brain development class a month ago. It is amazing how much we don't know about the human brain. That really hit home when our youngest, Kathryn, was in neonatal. Lots of development taking place.

We actually had to teach her the sucking reflex. Amazing.

Hope you're well.

Too dry here. We need rain. The corn is already tasseling out.

[Slings and Arrows]

Dining music...

[Lady Jag]

Donate to FR

[Slings and Arrows]

o/~ She drives me crazy... o/~

[ApplegateRanch]

The cult members are thought to have eaten the witch doctors’ organs in the belief that they would attain supernatural powers and become ‘bulletproof’.

Draw straws; short straw gets to watch the others get shot one by one, to test the theory.

Short straw then gets to go home and spread the word that it doesn't work.

[dfwgator]