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Cannibalism 101

Cannibalism 101: A group of Papua New Guineans were allegedly part of a cannibal cult that killed and ate seven witch doctors, trying to take their powers. Picture: AFP

1 posted on 07/14/2012 11:49:21 AM PDT by DogByte6RER
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This whole stroy raeds like a bad stand-up joke ...

“So, have you heard the one about the witch doctor who walks into a cannibal restaurant?”


2 posted on 07/14/2012 11:52:11 AM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Teaser for “Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern”:

“So what kind of sausage is this in the soup?”

“Tube steak?”


3 posted on 07/14/2012 11:54:55 AM PDT by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: DogByte6RER

More signs of the Zombie Apocalypse.


5 posted on 07/14/2012 11:57:22 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Borg Zombies walk around groaning "Commmppuutteerrrrssss......Commmppuutteerrrrssss......")
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

Not a PING.


6 posted on 07/14/2012 12:00:59 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


7 posted on 07/14/2012 12:01:17 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER; RandallFlagg

ping...


8 posted on 07/14/2012 12:01:25 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1270 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: DogByte6RER
"We gonna eat you."

To which the Witch Doctor replied, "Ooh eeh ooh ahh ahh....ting tang walla walla bing bang."

9 posted on 07/14/2012 12:01:59 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (As long a hundred of us remain alive we will never on any condition be brought under Obama's rule.)
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Shoot, everybody KNOWS you hafta cook the brains first!


10 posted on 07/14/2012 12:04:12 PM PDT by Jim Noble (Diseases desperate grown are by desperate appliance relieved or not at all.)
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At least Hannibal Lector browns the gray matter first and even lets you share in eating your own brains...

...the reason Jodie Foster didn't do the sequel.

16 posted on 07/14/2012 12:11:54 PM PDT by Happy Rain ("Shakespeare and Bach have felt EVERYTHING!"--E.Power Biggs)
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17 posted on 07/14/2012 12:15:42 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: DogByte6RER

Watch Obama send a team of of FDA inspectors to New Guinea to enforce an overhaul of food safety practices.


18 posted on 07/14/2012 12:20:17 PM PDT by haroldeveryman
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To: DogByte6RER

Who are we to judge their culture? Democrats will welcome them here through our Amnesty program.


19 posted on 07/14/2012 12:23:07 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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I'm still trying to work up the nads to dress and eat a bunny.

21 posted on 07/14/2012 12:50:09 PM PDT by I see my hands (It's time to.. KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FREEPERS!)
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To: DogByte6RER

What, is the western world suddenly discovering what goes on in places like this?

I guess, because missionaries are so looked down upon by the MSM nowadays, all those jokes about them being cooked and eaten are forgotten.

I learned about this little gem in graduate school, thirty years ago:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt-Jakob_disease


23 posted on 07/14/2012 12:57:36 PM PDT by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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Here’s a link that’s clearer:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)


25 posted on 07/14/2012 1:00:27 PM PDT by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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Hey, I see some real possibilities here.
I think all the members of that Cannibal Cult need to be given free plane tickets to Tanzania. I’m certain the albinos will thank them profusely for continuing with their good work.


26 posted on 07/14/2012 1:02:50 PM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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27 posted on 07/14/2012 1:16:36 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: DogByte6RER

Ping for later barf


30 posted on 07/14/2012 3:27:06 PM PDT by plain talk
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To: DogByte6RER

Penis soup? Is that anything like cock-a-leekie?


31 posted on 07/14/2012 3:30:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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Ping for later barf


32 posted on 07/14/2012 3:44:31 PM PDT by plain talk
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