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1 posted on 12/21/2012 4:24:42 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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And we wonder why people go on workplace shooting sprees.


2 posted on 12/21/2012 4:27:27 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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He forgot to say “Here, pull this.” We humans never cease to amuse.


4 posted on 12/21/2012 4:29:27 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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Federal Worker Takes “Farting Around” To A Whole New Level.


5 posted on 12/21/2012 4:31:27 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (U.S. elections have become nothing but another cheap ripoff of American Idol.)
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The pic at the link is of he and his “wife” with Pepe Le Pew? Looks like two guys.


6 posted on 12/21/2012 4:33:04 PM PST by machogirl (First they came for my tagline, (it's back). 2008, the Decline of America)
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“And just what is it you DO do?”


7 posted on 12/21/2012 4:39:52 PM PST by To Hell With Poverty (Ephesians 6:12 becomes more real to me with each news cycle.)
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He probably eats menudo.


8 posted on 12/21/2012 4:39:58 PM PST by forgotten man (forgotten man)
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9 posted on 12/21/2012 4:41:22 PM PST by GenXteacher (You have chosen dishonor to avoid war; you shall have war also.)
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I don't know about this guy, but in 1963 I actually worked with a gentleman that honestly had this problem. It was confirmed to be a medical problem, and he wasn't terribly offensive, always indicating regret with a "sorry" or "pardon", and he gave as much distance as conditions would allow.

Otherwise, he was completely normal, married, kids and all.

10 posted on 12/21/2012 4:43:02 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
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A true stinking job environment!


11 posted on 12/21/2012 4:50:24 PM PST by Average Al
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It was in Baltimore. How could you notice the smell over the general stink of the City? Lots of mayors and local politicians in jail. Lots of crime. Lots of corruption.

That is the real “stink” of Baltimore, not one guy with bowel problems.


12 posted on 12/21/2012 4:52:38 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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The condition is probably “meteorism”. Adolph Hitler had the same condition.


14 posted on 12/21/2012 4:53:18 PM PST by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun;
Here they come zooming to meet our thunder,
At ‘em boys, Give ‘er the gas! (Give ‘er the gas now!)
Down we dive, spouting our flame from under,
Off with one heckuva roar!
We live in fame or go down in blue flames.
Hey! Nothing’ll stop the U.S. Air Farts!


15 posted on 12/21/2012 4:53:42 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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Says that he’s lactose intolerant but will get gas-X to help out.

I have a child who is lactose intolerant and avoids anything that cause the incredibly foul gas that results.


16 posted on 12/21/2012 4:55:24 PM PST by FrogMom (Chicken Little is coming, and he's right!)
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A steady diet of Fiber One bars will do it


17 posted on 12/21/2012 4:58:44 PM PST by AbnSarge
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Maybe he should stop going to Taco Bell for lunch.

18 posted on 12/21/2012 4:59:09 PM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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... A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence ...

Sadly, I never worked for a company that would award such an employee performance. We did have a co-worker who was a little smell challenged. The boss allowed an expense account reimbursement for the one who bought all the soap and deodorant ...

19 posted on 12/21/2012 4:59:12 PM PST by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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This guy is no fool. A couple of more farts and he will be on Social Security disability and laughing every month when the check comes in.


22 posted on 12/21/2012 5:00:46 PM PST by Venturer
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I used to know a guy who could clear out an entire movie theater with one blast. He claimed to have some disease he picked up in Viet Nam.


23 posted on 12/21/2012 5:05:15 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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Two of them Fiber One bars for breakfast and I’m alone the rest of the day.


25 posted on 12/21/2012 5:22:58 PM PST by jughandle
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He will now be required to wear one of these at work. Like "belling the cat."


26 posted on 12/21/2012 5:32:09 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Pennies and Nickels will NO LONGER be Minted as of 1/1/13 - Tim Geithner, US Treasury Sect)
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