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27 posted on
12/21/2012 5:34:56 PM PST by
GraceG
To: rightwingintelligentsia
What constitutes “excessive workplace flatulence”?
“OK, Gene, here are the federal rules on farting. You can have three pants-splitters a day. You are only allowed one skunk-squeezer. And nothing that will leave a brown stripe in your underwear. Now, this does not include the state farting laws of Maryland, which, I’m told, really stink.”
28 posted on
12/21/2012 5:38:18 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Okay, we've got an official reprimand for a Federal employee who is full of gas.
When are we going to see reprimends for Federal employees who are full of sh*t?
31 posted on
12/21/2012 5:57:11 PM PST by
uglybiker
(nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Obviously he should either be the elevator operator OR restroom attendant.
He needs ‘people exposure’ to ferret out the weaklings and force them to retire, thereby saving the Govt money.
:Here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid to $hit and only farted:
34 posted on
12/21/2012 6:45:49 PM PST by
xrmusn
(6/98 "It is virtually impossible to clean the pond as long as the pigs are still crapping in it")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
An in-law, while in England during WWII, was coming back to base after a night of leave, and was arrested for relieving himself on the side of the road. I wish we had a copy of the citation which read:
“Urinating on the King’s Highway”
36 posted on
12/21/2012 6:55:37 PM PST by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Work place flatulence?...Just fire back with a few bad Mexican burritos!...Don’t get mad get even! Just start your own Air Biscuit Air Force!
37 posted on
12/21/2012 7:00:10 PM PST by
Route395
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I recently applied for SS (the regular kind,not SSI/SSDI) and had the misfortune of talking on the phone to the rudest government employee imaginable.And to think that four of this nation’s five richest counties aren’t suburbs of NYC...Chicago...LA...Philly...Dallas...but Washington DC,the *one* major US city that produces *nothing* of value.
39 posted on
12/21/2012 7:49:49 PM PST by
Gay State Conservative
(When Robbing Peter To Pay Paul,One Can Always Count On Paul's Cooperation)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Is this really serious? Not satire?
I can tell you Gas-X is not going to work. Maybe Gaviscon (I haven’t tried, although I think it’s more stomach-centered than intestines-centered). I have lots of chronic digestive disease, and occasionally I have gas inside so bad it’s really painful. Gas-X relieves that, if you know what I mean.
42 posted on
12/21/2012 8:12:32 PM PST by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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44 posted on
12/21/2012 8:18:45 PM PST by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I work with a guy that we refer to as “The King of Flatulence”. We have learned to avoid his area whenever he eats his favorite lunch, jambalaya pizza and deep fried cauliflower. For his joke Christmas present this year he got a customized large Depends diaper lined with activated charcoal. Everyone was cracking up including him, but all that did was turn on the gas full stream. Thank goodness smoking is not allowed anywhere in the building.
46 posted on
12/21/2012 8:45:59 PM PST by
SledgeCS
(Good Men Died. Obama Lied. Impeach the LYING COWARD!!!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; Abundy; Albion Wilde; AlwaysFree; AnnaSASsyFR; bayliving; BFM; ...
Maryland “Freak State” PING!
48 posted on
12/21/2012 8:52:32 PM PST by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Obama should change his campaign slogan to "Yes, we am!" Sounds as stupid as his administration is.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia; windcliff; stylecouncilor
This article from The Smoking Gun brought to you by the "Smoking Bun".
What is the workers name? Gaseous Clay? Fartholomew? Stinky Pete?
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On this one, the one-liners just write themselves.
52 posted on
12/22/2012 12:13:54 PM PST by
YHAOS
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