***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

So, I woke up this morning, and the birds were singing, the sun was shining and all was right in the world. The high today is supposed to be 78°, with a slight chance of cooling.

 

I drove into work, where everyone is paid according to their ability, and I didn't see any illegals anywhere, because they've all been deported and the new Immigration laws have closed our borders and made sure no one can or will break the laws to get in illegally again.  And it especially helps since they put in that new moat with alligators down there...  

 

I listened to the radio and hear everyone talking about how great our government is. How wonderful it is, to know we have honest and decent men and women, upholding out Constitution and keeping checks and balances on each other, to make sure it stays strong and small and protects this country from outside threats.  And it's great that they've rolled back all progressive legislation, regulations and laws, so they reflect the Constitution at it's core.

It warms my heart that freedom reigns and people can say what they want, where they want and practice their religion in whatever way they deem necessary, as long as it harms no one else. It is also great to know, we live in a country where everyone takes pride in being "An American" and it is now required that every home owns a gun.

As I drive down the street, I notice the American flag waiving at most every door. Schools now have set aside a special time each day to say the Pledge of Allegiance and for students to read from the bible.

 

In fact, now that schools have been given back to the local communities to control, I am thankful that they now require American/US History and Civics to be taught, along with a full course on the Constitution and Declaration of Independence.

 

 

And it's also great to see that businesses are no longer taxed or regulated, and the free market is helping the economy boom. I filled up on my way in to work and gas was back to $.99 a gallon. It's expected to go lower, now that we are drilling and extracting our own natural resources here in America. It's nice not to ever have to depend on foreign countries ever again for that stuff. In fact, it's quite ironic that they now depend on us....

I can't wait to get paid on Friday. Now that I only have to pay a 10% flat tax, I have more money and I can take my family on a nice trip to Disneyland. I can also afford to go shopping and buy more things that we need.

Anyway, now that most of us in America have realized what a great country it is, and it's easier and better to get along and work together, there's less crime and violence. And since politicians are no longer allowed to campaign for more than 2 months and are restricted from holding office for more than 2 years, there's no more negativity and divisiveness. No more racism rants or lobbying to special interests. Now, we actually get politicians who are honest and sincere about doing their job to represent the people.   

And since they arrested pretty much every Democrat in DC and many of the Republicans too, this country has become greater than it ever has. Corruption is no longer tolerated at any level. Faith, honor and truth have been restored.

See....if they can live in delusion land....so can I. Except in my delusion, everything is right. In their delusion everything is evil and wrong.

[Lucky9teen]

We interrupt this silliness, for a message from Lucky9teen: Sorry to harsh anyones humor, but I just wanted to say, that lately I've been finding it hard to find humor or have laughter, over THE worst president ever (and all of his cohorts) decimating this country. It's hard to wake up every day, hear or see the news, and feel good about anything.


You'd think even with all the scandals going on, things would be looking up, but it's even more infuriating when they STILL seem to be getting away with everything. And they are more bold, blatant and in our face every day. They aren't even hiding it anymore. And worse, is that HE seems to do things on purpose, just because he can and knows how insulting it is.



And who is fighting this evil? What is being done to stop it, or even ebb the flow of it? Don't get me wrong, I know God has a hand in this, and sometimes I feel like all these scandals and whistle blowers coming out, is just that. But I realize I have to be patient, because Gods timing is not our timing... I just wish something would go our way, something would happen to give us more hope, ya know?



I know I'm not alone and I know I'm not the only one worried, confused, angry, frustrated and downright anxious for heads to roll and to see where this country is going. And I pray somehow, some way, it can be turned around and reason and truth can be put back firmly in her seat. God willing. /vent off

Now back to silliness.....

Drink Up!!

[Rightly Biased]

in before the pingy

[justlurking]

First!

[fireforeffect]

Here

[maine yankee]

There will soon be a move to ban all Military style umbrellas.

[Rightly Biased]

nu huh...

[Rightly Biased]

There?

[Lucky9teen]

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[JRios1968]

Top 10

[MissNomer]

Top 11? Top 15?

[Lucky9teen]

ok this is my thought...I think the reason bozo had the umbrella scene, was because he couldn't let the gray be washed out of his hair...i know, i know..laugh, call me crazy, but I notice this stuff. Check out the clips of the beginning of the news confo, he is all gray...then the rain starts and his hair is all dark again with just a little gray..just my thought...or..it could just be that he was worried he would melt...'help me, I'm melting'....

[MissNomer]

Woo-hoo! I can’t believe it! I was Number 10!!!! Time for a celebratory cup of English Breakfast tea.

[dayglored]

Top 15???

[JRios1968]

I’ll buy that...or maybe he’d go Wicked Witch

[Lucky9teen]

[TomGuy]

Irony of the week.

The Administration has claimed they didn't know about [fill in the blank].

That would indicate that Low Information voters reelected a Low Information president.

[Lucky9teen]

[Walmartian]

NB423

[Lucky9teen]

[2111USMC]