[Defiant]

It's snark week, after all.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Around here, sometimes it seems like EVERY week is snark week.

[One Name]

There are clinics available that can treat your disorder.

Many plans will cost-share with you for the next 6 months or so...

All bets off after that.

[GeronL]

Snark Week

lol

[smokingfrog]

I nominate MagUSNRET

[Defiant]

Ping!

[martin_fierro]

You Who.

[Revolting cat!]

[Revolting cat!]

In before Bible quoters!

[chae]

If he was still around, pissant

[Alex Murphy]

The purpose of this post is to determine the greatest, most magnificent snarker on all of FR, and to crown him or her with as the "King of Snark" (or "Queen of Snark", as the case may be. This is FR, so there will be no category for "otherly gendered"). That person will be not gain a throne, throw people in the dungeon, earn a lifetime of unearned wealth or otherwise act like royalty, but they shall be entitled to a modicum of respect and shall be exempt from liability for the damage they cause to monitors and keyboards. I also propose that the winner is given a Death To Viking Kitties card, which they may use only one time and so must use it wisely. That card will allow the bearer to say or do anything just the one time, and even if the Viking Kitties start warming up, and waving their wands and the lightning is flashing, the King (or Queen) may smite those kitties and escape unharmed and no worse for wear. Just the once, though.

Joe ProBono is way up there, in my book. His wit knows no bounds. However, in my opinion, the crown goes to his muse and sometime sidekick Revolting Cat!, whose snark combined with timely and obscure photos render his snark above all other snark.

JoeProBono has attained "legendary" status already, as far as I'm concerned. Let's just give him the award.

[Revolting cat!]

Johnny Lydon, real name Johnny Rotten, declined induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. In Cleveland? (I ain't kidding!) I rest my case.

[hosepipe]

< snark >
Barry Half-White croons lies, like Barbie Streisand blows her magnificent honker...
Anyone close will get slimed with something green...
< / snark>

[ctdonath2]

Laz.

[Conservative4Ever]

Alas, being snark challanged excludes me from winning this award...that means I demand some free money/stuff.

[JoeProBono]

[autumnraine]

null and void and slings and arrows are my top candidates.

[Tax-chick]

The only reason nobody has chosen me is that my snark is so subtle and understated that it’s detectable only by the highest and most perceptive intellects.

[SMARTY]

Is it:

Male = Snark or Female = Snarkette? :)

BTW, I am convinced that only INTELLIGENT Freepers are capable of truely blue-ribbon, bust-a-gut and irreproachable snark!!

Low IQ people can’t snark and shouldn’t try.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

I vote Humblegunner; the focused snark is wonderful to behold. Takes a stale old problem and beats it senseless in dozen’s of fresh ways.

[Peet]

"What say you?"

I say...

 "JUST the place for a Snark!" the Bellman cried,
    As he landed his crew with care;
  Supporting each man on the top of the tide
    By a finger entwined in his hair.

 "Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice:
    That alone should encourage the crew.
  Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice:
    What I tell you three times is true."

From "The Hunting of the Snark" by Lewis Carroll