Family forced to flee home after deadly spiders start hatching out of bananas

Metro.co.uk ^ | November 4, 2013 | Metro

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

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Family forced to flee home after deadly South American spiders start hatching out of Sainsbury’s bananas

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[Drango]

I hate it when that happens.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Yes, I’ve gone through three houses because of that sh*t.

[Hardraade]

Is the convulsions if the mammals bite the spiders or the other way around?

[Alex Murphy]

Sounds like the beginning of a SyFy channel CGI-monster-of-the-week movie.

[Slyfox]

I always rinse my bananas off just as soon as I get them home because I don’t like fruit flies. Probably works on spiders too.

[Joe 6-pack]

Belafonte’s Fault.

[MUDDOG]

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o.

[tumblindice]

Oh I’m the type of arachnid
That can never settle down,
I’m the wanderer, the wanderer—
I wander ‘round and ‘round and ‘round and ‘round.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[EEGator]

[Doomonyou]

Arachniphobia!

[ToastedHead]

I wonder how a Brazilian Wandering Spider ends up in a Columbian Fair Trade banana.

[Pajamajan]

Sorry, I thought this was about today’s election results.

[Delta 21]

RUN AWAY !!

[smokingfrog]

That’s just a little bonus for buying free trade bananas.

I don’t know what they mean by “hatching out.” I think there are some spiders where there will be 100’s of already hatched baby spiders that will ride around on momma spider’s back though.

[pax_et_bonum]

:-)

[JennysCool]

a bunch of Sainsbury’s bananas.

Sure. Somebody's going to sue. I NEVER believe ANY of these stories anymore.

[ifinnegan]

Might be deadly rare spiders.

Better give us a lot of money...

[ifinnegan]

“I wonder how a Brazilian Wandering Spider ends up in a Columbian Fair Trade banana.”

Good question.

But, it might be deadly. Better gives s a thousand dollars to be on the safe side.

Might be Godzilla, too.