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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 01/24/2014 4:28:11 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Official photo of Justin Bieber's arrest early yesterday morning.


A thousand private jets are planning to land in New York for the Super Bowl.
New Yorkers said, "Well, at least SOME Jets are headed to the Super Bowl." ~ Fallon

"Yesterday the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks advanced to the big game, which means this year’s Super Bowl will have teams from the two states where recreational marijuana is legal. Or as pizza delivery men put it, 'Pray for us.'" –Jimmy Fallon

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"On Friday, Russian President Vladimir Putin said gay people at the Olympics should not fear for their safety despite the country's anti-gay laws. He said they should fear for their safety because they're in Russia." –Jimmy Fallon

"The White House announced that President Obama will visit Pope Francis in the near future. Pope Francis thinks Obamacare can be a success. Sure, he's the Pope. He has to believe in miracles." –Jay Leno

"Health authorities say they're seeing a massive increase in antibiotic drug-resistant diseases and are predicting a worldwide epidemic of diseases we can no longer treat. That's great news, huh? We finally get healthcare and now we've got diseases you can't treat." –Jay Leno

"Health officials are now warning that pot smoking can cause apathy. In fact, a recent poll shows that most pot smokers couldn't care less." –Jay Leno


Someone has made fake London Underground signs, and whoever did it is a ruddy genius. Click here for more.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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To: justrepublican

Congratulations on the grand kid! Mine just downloaded overnight.
Now I need to practice being a bad influence.

Cheers,
Jim


61 posted on 01/24/2014 7:44:51 AM PST by gymbeau (Tagline under review)
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To: martin_fierro

That was amazing. I’d love you but it is a felony in Russia.


62 posted on 01/24/2014 7:48:46 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: gymbeau

63 posted on 01/24/2014 7:50:31 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

Reporting in for Pinglist re subscription.
Thanks for these threads , Lucky.


64 posted on 01/24/2014 7:51:56 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day.)
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To: fredhead

65 posted on 01/24/2014 7:52:12 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen
Shakin' it here, boss!


66 posted on 01/24/2014 7:53:43 AM PST by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: martin_fierro


67 posted on 01/24/2014 7:55:03 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Lucky9teen

The problem is that we don’t get snow much here in Norfolk. When we do get snow, the drivers become idiots and VDOT doesn’t have the equipment to remove it.

And 2 to 4 inches of snow caused all the havoc here. Usually after snow we get a warm spell, but this time it’s stayed below freezing since Tuesday.

Where’s Al Gore with all that global warming he promised us?


68 posted on 01/24/2014 8:04:16 AM PST by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

I notice he has lots of ebooks for sale for $200 but no one has reviewed them yet. Did you see his bio on one of them?


69 posted on 01/24/2014 8:10:49 AM PST by Pan_Yan (Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
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To: Lucky9teen

Intelligence, freedom and honesty.


70 posted on 01/24/2014 8:11:18 AM PST by Pan_Yan (Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
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To: fredhead

71 posted on 01/24/2014 8:15:26 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lazamataz
That was amazing. I’d love you but it is a felony in Russia.

Uh, Laz? Northern Ossetia isn't near the Tennessee border. The Russians didn't invade THIS Georgia. You're safe for now.

72 posted on 01/24/2014 8:17:14 AM PST by Pan_Yan (Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
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To: Lucky9teen

Seems to be all the rage, today, asking to be retained on the Silliness ‘Ping’ List — in all seriousness — as though failing to do so will cause one to be dropped or a similar ‘fate worse than death’.

Please, Brer Fox, DON’T throw me into that nasty ol’ Briar Patch ! Whatever you do, DON’T do THAT !

Regards, Lucky. I’d be pleased to be Pinged whenever y’all feel a need to ...

21stCenturion


73 posted on 01/24/2014 8:19:48 AM PST by 21stCenturion ("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
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To: Pan_Yan
As long as it's a felony anywhere in the world, I'm not doing Teh Ghey.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

74 posted on 01/24/2014 8:20:22 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I'm updating my ping list, so raise your hand if you are here and still want to be counted on my ping list.


GIFSoup

75 posted on 01/24/2014 8:22:22 AM PST by Pan_Yan (Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
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To: Pan_Yan
Video of the Day
76 posted on 01/24/2014 8:28:01 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: abishai

In 20 years? No matter how you slice it, Chris Hayes is fuuuuuuuugly.


77 posted on 01/24/2014 8:28:19 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz ("The GOP fights its own base with far more vigor than it employs in fighting the Dims.")
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To: Lucky9teen

I was never on the ping list so no need to keep me on it. Thanks for asking, however. :-)


78 posted on 01/24/2014 8:29:19 AM PST by llevrok (Obama 2008 : "If you vote for me, you can keep your country")
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To: Lucky9teen

Okay, that was just kind of awesome.


79 posted on 01/24/2014 8:37:35 AM PST by Pan_Yan (Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
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To: Lucky9teen
Please keep me on the list!


80 posted on 01/24/2014 8:38:08 AM PST by MissTed ( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
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