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Boing Boing Drunk mountain gorilla punches photographer, who got the shot
Boing Boing ^ | 2-10-15 | Xeni Jardin

Posted on 02/10/2015 6:04:12 PM PST by aMorePerfectUnion

Photographer Christophe Courteau was taking images of mountain gorillas in Rwanda's Volcanoes National Park forest when the group's alpha male charged him.

Courteau is a pro: he got the shot of that incoming fist before the punch hit him.

The ape was reportedly "drunk" from eating bamboo stems, which ferment in the stomachs of gorillas. Basically, their bodies make their own beer.

“In less than a second, he was on me, and strongly hit me like a rugby player. With the shock, I felt all his power and weight on my body," Courteau told Caters News Agency.

(Excerpt) Read more at boingboing.net ...


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: ape; drunk; meandrunks; paparazzi; photography; zambezi
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"Basically, their bodies make their own beer."

Worth repeating!

[more article at link]

1 posted on 02/10/2015 6:04:12 PM PST by aMorePerfectUnion
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Why is their a comma in this headline? NOT NECESSARY.


2 posted on 02/10/2015 6:10:17 PM PST by CivilWarBrewing
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

“In less than a second, he was on me, and strongly hit me like a rugby player. With the shock, I felt all his power and weight on my body,”

Said Brian Williams. :=)


3 posted on 02/10/2015 6:10:38 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Correction: Why is THERE a comma in this headline?


4 posted on 02/10/2015 6:10:51 PM PST by CivilWarBrewing
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
Or:

Boing Boing, drunk mountain gorilla punches photographer who got the shot

5 posted on 02/10/2015 6:12:27 PM PST by CivilWarBrewing
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To: CivilWarBrewing

Comma, the new apostrophe.


6 posted on 02/10/2015 6:12:47 PM PST by hlmencken3 (“I paid for an argument, but you’re just contradicting!”)
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To: CivilWarBrewing

why, does that, matter to you,.Its, insignificant, ??
Send,me,a, PM ,to help me understand


7 posted on 02/10/2015 6:14:33 PM PST by CGASMIA68
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To: CivilWarBrewing

“Correction: Why is THERE a comma in this headline?”

You do know that the liberal stories about a comma shortage are all false?

A, much, better, question, would, be, why, aren’t, there, more, commas, and, more, gorillas, in, the, headline???


8 posted on 02/10/2015 6:14:38 PM PST by aMorePerfectUnion ( "Forward lies the crown, and onward is the goal.")
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
"Basically, their bodies make their own beer."

I am interested in hearing more about this.


9 posted on 02/10/2015 6:15:00 PM PST by Sirius Lee (All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
"Basically, their bodies make their own beer."

Mountain Gorilla Micro Brewery?

10 posted on 02/10/2015 6:17:17 PM PST by Dagnabitt
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To: CivilWarBrewing

Maybe it should read:

Boing Boing Drunk mountain gorilla punches photographer, who got the shot?

(Semicolon?) ;-)


11 posted on 02/10/2015 6:17:36 PM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
Basically, their bodies make their own beer.

Drunk mountain gorillas are clearly more genetically advanced than we are.

12 posted on 02/10/2015 6:24:04 PM PST by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: CivilWarBrewing

Dash would be ok.


13 posted on 02/10/2015 6:31:46 PM PST by ifinnegan
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

14 posted on 02/10/2015 6:34:58 PM PST by aMorePerfectUnion ( "Forward lies the crown, and onward is the goal.")
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To: MV=PY

I would have been holding a .375 H&H magnum rifle, not a camera.

“OK, Gargantua, bring it.”


15 posted on 02/10/2015 6:41:14 PM PST by elcid1970 ("I: am a radicalized infidel.")
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To: Dagnabitt

When the beer is tapped it must be cooled from 96.8F to 40F.
Color is fine for bamboo beer.


16 posted on 02/10/2015 6:42:16 PM PST by TaMoDee (Go Pack Go! The Pack will be back in 2015!)
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"..Why is their a comma in this headline? NOT NECESSARY.."

Geezes. When you guys fart, only DOGS can hear it! d;^)

And yes, the comma was on purpose. Heehee.

17 posted on 02/10/2015 6:44:31 PM PST by CopperTop
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

I thought for sure after reading the title it was going to be about a party at the White House.


18 posted on 02/10/2015 6:45:49 PM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion; Larry Lucido; F15Eagle

Just an innocent primate.


19 posted on 02/10/2015 6:45:53 PM PST by Gamecock (Joel Osteen is a minister of the Gospel like Captain Crunch is a Naval line officer.)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Lucky the gorilla did not mistake him for a female!


20 posted on 02/10/2015 6:47:15 PM PST by doorgunner69
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