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This Christmas, Men Are Glitter-Bombing Their Beards
Slate ^ | Kristin Hohenadel

Posted on 12/07/2015 3:20:38 AM PST by Daffynition

Beard baubles are so last year. This year, hirsute hipsters too cool for ugly Christmas sweaters have decided to pay tribute to the spirit of the holidays by glitter-bombing their beards.

(Excerpt) Read more at slate.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: faggotry; glitterbeards; hipsters; homomofo; metrosexuals; queerness; waronchristmas
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Didn't see this one comin'....did ya?


1 posted on 12/07/2015 3:20:38 AM PST by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

uggh! NO!!


2 posted on 12/07/2015 3:24:33 AM PST by wright2bear
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To: wright2bear

Men?


3 posted on 12/07/2015 3:25:29 AM PST by Jagdgewehr (It will take blood.)
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To: Daffynition

No. Men are not. Faggoty hipsters with beards are using glitter. The only way men use glitter is as chaff or when mixed with transparent red paint on their hot rod.


4 posted on 12/07/2015 3:27:54 AM PST by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Daffynition

Really...REALLY. They call themselves the Gay Beards. If that is the only thing gay about them... Let’s not finish that thought.

Makes me want to get rid of my Taliban disguise.


5 posted on 12/07/2015 3:28:55 AM PST by wbarmy (I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
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To: wright2bear

So what’s the glitter? Underwear lint?


6 posted on 12/07/2015 3:31:20 AM PST by Gaffer
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To: wright2bear
In our no so recent past...


7 posted on 12/07/2015 3:33:35 AM PST by Daffynition (*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
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8 posted on 12/07/2015 3:34:49 AM PST by csvset ( Illegitimi non carborundum)
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To: wright2bear

9 posted on 12/07/2015 3:35:46 AM PST by Daffynition (*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
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10 posted on 12/07/2015 3:50:03 AM PST by Daffynition (*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
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To: wbarmy
Vermin Supreme.

Vermin Supreme glitter bombs Randall Terry during the Democratic Party presidential candidates forum as John Wolfe looks on. Image: Marc Nozell.

[I know, I had to look it up]...

**Vermin Love Supreme is an American performance artist and activist who is known for being a candidate in various local, state, and national elections in the United States. Supreme is known for wearing a boot as a hat and carrying a large toothbrush. He has said that if elected President of the United States, he will pass a law requiring people to brush their teeth. He also campaigned in 2012 on a platform of zombie apocalypse awareness and time travel research, and he promises a free pony for every American. Supreme claims to mock the political system. In 2011, he participated in the Occupy Boston protests.**

11 posted on 12/07/2015 3:54:22 AM PST by Daffynition (*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
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Does this mean you also reject the man-bun? GEESH!


12 posted on 12/07/2015 4:15:26 AM PST by Daffynition (*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
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To: Daffynition

Runaway bride crazy eyes.


13 posted on 12/07/2015 5:02:32 AM PST by PAR35
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To: Daffynition

Bet I can guess the ‘adhesive’ used to stick the glitter...


14 posted on 12/07/2015 5:10:38 AM PST by Norm Lenhart (`)
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To: PAR35

Heh. Just as Gayle King rides Oprah’s coat tails, Mika rides her father’s.

Both no-talent women.


15 posted on 12/07/2015 5:11:53 AM PST by Daffynition (*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
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To: Daffynition

Trust me, those are not men.


16 posted on 12/07/2015 5:28:02 AM PST by Buckeye Battle Cry (Hillary - Ethically sleazy and politically stupid)
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To: Daffynition

Fags.


17 posted on 12/07/2015 5:38:34 AM PST by IronJack
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To: Daffynition

18 posted on 12/07/2015 5:41:38 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: wright2bear

There may be some MALES who are glitter-bombing their beards, but MEN are not.


19 posted on 12/07/2015 5:47:41 AM PST by GreenHornet
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To: Daffynition; Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows; MeshugeMikey

Do chicks go for this or just bros?


20 posted on 12/07/2015 5:50:08 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The goal of Socialism is Communism. Marx and Lenin were in agreement on this.)
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