[[Scientists widely agree that this meltwater has been a major factor in raising global sea levels]]
Well gee aren’t they brilliant? Did they figure this out all by themselves? Or dd they create an algorithm to figure it out?
Actually, they had a really old copy of WordPerfect that they weren't using to create type-written Air Force documents for Dan Rather anymore.
Turns out that it had a function key that does meltwater calculations. Slicker than snot.