[GrandJediMasterYoda]

About 15 years ago I use to drive a yellow cab in NYC and I'll never forget, my first day my this other driver gave me advice on the types of people to avoid: The gangstas - obviously, the drunks because they will fall asleep and puke, and the Russian hookers and strippers because they will never ever ever pay and if you call the cops they will scream assault or rape. Guess what happened? I drove 2 russian strippers my first week and both of them ripped me off, one waited till I was stuck in traffic and ran off on a $26 fare and the other told me she forgot her money in a building and never came back. That was the last time I ever drove one. But you know I always wondered how they got into the country, because is there some need by the USA for hookers and con artists? This girl comes here, scams landlords, doesn't pay taxes obviously, probably scams everyone else like taxi drivers, so how is she getting into the country? And I think I understand now. Former Governors like Elliot Spitzer are helping them and this other guy, this Michael Travis. These lowlifes need to be held accountable for this garbage. Yes she is hot, but these Russian girls are crooks and last time I checked I believe we have enough crooks as it is.

[Travis McGee]

What a $5K/night Russian hooker looks like.

[Morpheus2009]

And just when we thought we had heard enough about how our leaders help people get scammed and enable crime...

[alexander_busek]

That was the last time I ever drove one.

How do you recognize them? Do they carry a big placard announcing their, ahem, profession?

Regards,

[SharpRightTurn]

“I always wondered how they got into the country, because is there some need by the USA for hookers and con artists? ... Yes she is hot, but these Russian girls are crooks and last time I checked I believe we have enough crooks as it is.”

The words you speak are undeniably true, GrandJedi, but don’t expect our federal overlords to ever try to answer them.

We have plenty of native crooks, we don’t need to import millions more. Nor do we need MS-13 gang members, millions of tomato pickers who get free education, free health care, food stamps, etc., nor do we need hosts of mohammedans (some of whom want to slit our throats or blow us up), nor do we need tens of thousands of Somalis who don’t know what a flushable toilet is.

But our overlords know what is best for us so the invasion will continue.

[jpsb]

Not Guilty!

[ThunderSleeps]

This is how you know you're an old guy. My first thought was there is no-one and nothing anyone could offer to do that I would be willing to pay $5,000 for.

This is how you know you're a really old guy. My second thought was even if I had millions and $5k was "nothing" to me...nah. There's a multitude of other ways to dispose of $5k that'd be more entertaining, even meaningful.

I dunno, maybe Mrs. ThunderSleeps should take that as a compliment. ;-)

[TTFlyer]

I wouldn’t pay $5K for that even if I didn’t care about the money.

[bushpilot2]

http://www.designscene.net/2014/02/svetlana-zakharova-sandro-ss14.html

[McGruff]

[Bubba_Leroy]

New York values!

Just kidding. Here in Texas politicians get caught with hookers too, though more commonly the $100 per hour variety.

[Carriage Hill]

Bubba has one, too. Watch the curtain...

[Poison Pill]

Spitzer accuser was a $5K-a-night hooker

How is the market set for this? Is 1 $5,000 hooker equal to 5 $1000 hookers?

[Augie]

$5k a night? That p*ssy must be made out of gold. lol

[trisham]

Eventually, one of two things is likely to happen. Either he will kill someone, or someone will kill him. He can’t seem to control his risky behaviour.

[PJ-Comix]

The Russian vixen who accused Eliot Spitzer of choking her at The Plaza hotel is a divorced, globe-trotting beauty who once bared all the dirty details of her life as a $5,000-a-night hooker...

I wouldn't be surprised if she charged bony, fish belly white Spitzer twice that rate.