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Police: Man stinks up Georgia bar using flatulence spray
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| April 15, 2016
Posted on 04/15/2016 9:09:01 AM PDT by PROCON
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To: Kickass Conservative
I am happy for you! 5 or 10 year repeat?
To: IamConservative
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posted on
04/15/2016 10:43:58 AM PDT
by
PROCON
To: PROCON; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
Here, pull muh finger . . .
DANG!
To: All
To: umgud
Just 3 days ago, I had some home-made bean and ham soup from a co-worker, a Filipino lady who can really cook. It was utterly delicious.
However, that evening, I was cracking off some SBD’s that were just short of poison gas. My wife commented that, “there are easier and quicker ways to kill me, you know”.
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posted on
04/15/2016 10:48:07 AM PDT
by
hoagy62
(Timid Men prefer the 'Calm of Despotism' to the 'Tempestuous Sea of Liberty'. ~ T. Jefferson)
To: PROCON
Another good one..
Little Johnny came home and told his parents: “The teacher asked a question in class and I was the only one that knew the correct answer.”
His parents were so pleased and quickly asked what the question was.
Little Johnny said: “Who farted!?”
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posted on
04/15/2016 10:53:25 AM PDT
by
IamConservative
(There is no greater threat to our freedoms than Bipartisanship.)
To: PROCON
Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to crap but only farted
The other day I took a chance
Let a fart and crapped my pants
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posted on
04/15/2016 10:57:55 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: PROCON
He needed a spray? What a rookie!Don't they have any bean soup where he lives?
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posted on
04/15/2016 10:58:59 AM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. --George Orwell)
To: PROCON; umgud
If farts have lumps, they’re not farts anymore.That's right. The technical terms is "sharts."
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posted on
04/15/2016 11:01:33 AM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. --George Orwell)
To: GoldwaterCountry
It was so bad that one tour female teammates vomited on the bus.Those impenetrable plastic seatcovers are the problem. Long distance trips require fabric seats with foam rubber padding.
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posted on
04/15/2016 11:04:25 AM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. --George Orwell)
To: PROCON
When Spencers in the malls were around Fart Spray was one of their biggest sellers. Heck, I used it to clear a few barracks myself back in the day...and once at an AF meeting I really wanted to get out of. ;)
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posted on
04/15/2016 11:12:10 AM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
To: WKUHilltopper
Just call my cousin Earl. No need to $pend anything on spray. All natural...
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posted on
04/15/2016 11:32:53 AM PDT
by
donozark
(Vote Bernie Sanders: Because 100 million dead just isn't enough...)
To: PROCON
Need a can of that next time someone lights up a cigarette nearby.
To: IamConservative
Sorry dude, just got here, didn’t know it was her turn. LOL! It sure is nice to see that FR can still be fun on occasion.
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posted on
04/15/2016 11:44:24 AM PDT
by
KevinB
(Barack Obama: Our first black, gay, Kenyan, Socialist, Muslim president!)
To: IamConservative
To: PROCON
Most men never mature past 12 years old.
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posted on
04/15/2016 12:17:29 PM PDT
by
bgill
(CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: Menehune56
Gingers, they stink up the place! /jk /but this one really did
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posted on
04/15/2016 12:23:30 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: wheresmyusa
Well they say the key to comedy is timing! lol Payback’s a B though! I can’t imagine a whole bottle of Liquid A. That stuff is horrific.
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posted on
04/15/2016 12:38:02 PM PDT
by
Squeako
( #nevertrump and #nevercruz just may be America's epitaph.)
To: Menehune56
Looks like a dipstick college kid.
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posted on
04/15/2016 1:26:28 PM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: windcliff
I should have known that you would catch “wind” of this story.
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