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Environmentalist and actor Ricardo Torres marries tree
The Strait Times ^ | 5/11/2016 | staff

Posted on 05/24/2016 2:11:13 PM PDT by bkopto

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To: hoosierham

I suppose rumours of a budding romance were true,but I still suspect graft may be part of it.

shotgun marriage, no doubt...someone was itching to pull the twigger, I bet...


61 posted on 05/25/2016 8:52:19 AM PDT by IrishBrigade
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To: IrishBrigade

My wife wants to know if it was a chainsaw wedding?


62 posted on 05/25/2016 8:59:18 AM PDT by hoagy62 ("It's not the whole world gone mad. Just the people in it.")
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To: Yaelle
He has married eight trees?! A bit promiscuous.

He's a love 'em and leaf 'em kinda guy.

63 posted on 05/25/2016 9:03:12 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: Henchster

544 kilos to lbs is 544 x 2.2 = 1199.31471 pounds.

1200 million pounds?

So they’d have us believe the dude married a tree that weighs... I dunno - a lot.


64 posted on 05/25/2016 10:37:25 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: bkopto

The responses on this thread give yet more proof that FR is at the same time the most awesome and most horrible site on the entire internet.

After seeing all the incredibly witty comments I was going to write a sappy haiku, but I was stumped.


65 posted on 05/25/2016 10:39:52 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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