Steve Martin was right after all. It works! (vanity)

How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don't say "I forgot"? Let's say you're on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, "I forgot armed robbery was illegal." Let's suppose he says back to you, "You have committed a foul crime. you have stolen hundreds and thousands of dollars from people at random, and you say, 'I forgot'?" Two simple words: Excuuuuuse me!!"

Like many others, I listened to the opinions of all sorts of legal experts regarding the outcome of the FBI investigation of Hillary. What a waste of time that was! Steve Martin had it right all along.

Just say "I forgot", then "Excuse me", and the FBI will decline to prosecute.

(Yeah, I'm looking for a little humor here. Because otherwise I'll just lose it completely and Go Galt.)

Once on the way to a football game, there was a sign that said “Coliseum parking left lane”. So I stopped and parked in the left lane.

They towed me and fined me! I intended no harm and thought I was following directions properly! Would any respectable prosecutor not throw out the charges>? Sure wish Comey had been around to investigate my case.

forget that, here it is:

If Hillary is elected 50-100 million people should file false tax returns with the IRS. If asked about it, just say:

“Oops, I’m sorry, it was unintentional.”

What you're looking for is called "dark humor". We used to used it in the hospital to relieve the stress of all the sick and dying people around you. Some might call it a sick joke or inappropriate. But human nature prevails and people have to joke and laugh at life's bad luck and wrong turns.

Myself, I expected this outcome, I anticipated it and I am not surprised by it. But, boy, am I pi**ed about Hillary getting off scot free. If anybody was guilty, there she is for all the world to see.

But it was plain as day that the fix was in from the moment Debbie Cupcakes rigged the DNC primaries for Hillary to win, to Obama supporting and endorsing her and having the Clinton thuggery machine put the soft intimidation on Lynch and Comey, you knew that Hillary was going to skate. It just is the way it is with these folks.

These people involved in these schemes to gloss over the criminal, seamier side of politics and power, have no shame or compunction just to lie, cheat or steal whatever their agenda and wants desire. These people are not of or for us. They are out for themselves and themselves only.

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