Doctors remove 40 knives from man's stomach in India

cnn ^

[moose07]

There really is no accounting for taste.

[chajin]

It was really a sworded affair.

[GingisK]

Punch him in the gut just save some time on the table. Use chain mail gloves.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

We were so nervous... a small mistake could have taken the patient's life

Isn't that what the patient was trying to originally do?

[moose07]

I see there is going to be some really sharp humour on this thread.

[blueunicorn6]

Was his name Mack?

[Cowboy Bob]

I think this is where Darwin takes over.

[Cementjungle]

Malhotra says the patient is now "out of danger"

I dunno, since he survived this one he might try swallowing a running chainsaw next.

[entropy12]

If the man used more curry powder with the knives, he would have passed them in his bowel movement. Curry speeds up bowel peristalsis. And the turmeric in curry powder is cancer preventer. May explain why stomach and bowel cancer is rare in people who consumer turmeric and do not drink much alcohol.

[bigbob]

cutting edge...

[moose07]

...straight and to the point....

[freedomlover]

Did he complain of sharp pains?

[freedomlover]

[moose07]

I refuse to say “Stabbing pains”. Just not going to do it. Nope.

[ProudGOP]

This reminds me very much of the Republican Presidential primary except Trump had the knives removed from his back

[shibumi]

[CrazyIvan]

“Was his name Mack?”

It would be pretty funny if he used the Indian name Khabar.

[JoeProBono]

[bgill]

Can you imagine the uproar if he’d ever gone through the line with TSA! Yeah, they’d be all over the 83 year old grandma three places behind Knife Guy.