Cher Threatens to Move to Jupiter If Donald Trump Is Elected President (graphic)

thewrap/DFU graphic ^ | 11-12-16 | Reid Nakumura; graphic DFU

[doug from upland]

Cher probably won’t be voting for Donald Trump in 2016.

The billionaire host of “The Celebrity Apprentice” announced his presidential bid on Tuesday, and the pop icon was not happy about it.

In a series of Tweets, Cher took Trump to task, declaring him a “Loudmouth Asshole, Who’s terrified of Windy Days.” “Donald Trump Can’t come up with a hairstyle that looks human,how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS,” she wrote in a reply to another user.

Despite her assertion that the only state Trump would win in an election would be “The State of Desperation,” Cher threatened to move to Jupiter if the real estate magnate takes the White House.

When asked if she would ever pose for a photo with a President Donald Trump, the singer wrote, “I RATHER STICK NEEDLES IN MY EYES.”

[ClearCase_guy]

“Does this gravitational pull make me look fat?”

[PROCON]

LOL, nice, Doug, out of this world!

Hey Cher, don't let the hatch hit you on the ars on your way up!

[YouPosting2Me]

Probably “Jupiter Florida” to get out of state taxes...

[HarleyLady27]

Well BYE...and don’t come back!!!

[samtheman]

If she pledges to go, I’ll donate to help pay for the launch.

[Fiddlstix]

Just make sure there’s a minor leak in the hydrogen tank at liftoff. It will insure a more rapid combustion and she will achieve low earth orbit more rapidly.

[scripter]

That’s what I was thinking. Well, the Florida part. Cher may not know Jupiter is a planet.

[steadcom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdAyO1_0noM

[WKUHilltopper]

Does zero gravity screw with plastic surgery?

[PGalt]

Jupiter, Florida perhaps.

[4Liberty]

[Exit148]

IF ONLY!!!!!!!!!!

[ClearBlueSky]

Well we cant launch her. Maybe the ESA or the Russians can get her off planet. The trip to JUPITER will take a long time but then she’s mostly plastic so she can take a hard landing.

[uncbob]

Cher took Trump to task, declaring him a “Loudmouth Asshole, Who’s terrified of Windy Days

Gotta admit that windy days is kind of funny

[Old Yeller]

Cher would be more appropriate on Uranus.

[elcid1970]

Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a-Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby, kiss me...

Cher can quit this Earth and join Ol’ Blue Eyes in the sweet bye-and-bye for all I care.

[TChad]

Hey, Cher! Without Sonny, your singing career would never have begun.

Now Cher, please tell us: What political party did Sonny belong to?

WE CAN"T HEAR YOU...

[Sasparilla]

Hope she doesn’t forget this instruction when she gets there.
...”ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS - EXCEPT EUROPA...”

[Iron Munro]

I’m surprised she picked Jupiter.

From what I have heard from her over the years I thought she was more of a Uranus fan.