Just in case I disappear...

[RightInTheMain]

I couldn't help myself - I joined Twitter today and tweeted to Hillary that she should be ashamed of herself for attempting a coup in America.

It was liberating, but risky because if she read it while drunk (fairly likely) I could be in real trouble.

Fellow Freepers, if I stop posting please check local state parks for my body in case I commit suicide by shooting myself in the head 3 times.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

At least you gave your life fighting the good fight! You may be rightly proud of yourself and we all wish you success!

[Trod Upon]

Have no fear. One thing you can be certain of is that she doesn’t spend a microsecond of her day reading tweets from the plebes.

[Eagles6]

I think falling asleep on the train tracks with your head on the rail is overdue.

Just sayin'

[Redcitizen]

Here's a song dedication for you in advance if you go missing: I Disappear by Metallica.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekZTW2r4vb4

[Redcitizen]

Somebody has got to be the bait.

[Organic Panic]

We’ll also be sure to get your posthumous democrat voter registration set up for you too.

[stylin19a]

would that be the back of your head three times ?

[VRWCarea51]

Take a shower and phone your sister. Set your beeber to stun.

[WMarshal]

If you need anonymity please use my nom de guerre, “Hillary isn’t fit to lick my balls!”

[tumblindice]

Yeah, Zed did that too.
And Zed’s dead baby, Zed’s dead.

[Rastus]

Are you lonesome tonight, is your kitchen a sight
Is your wardrobe all rundown and bare
Is your lipstick all smeared, are your stockings not sheer
Do they make your legs show all your hair

Do the tears on your pillow roll down as you turn
Do they short out the blanket and make the sheets burn
Is your heart filled with pain, will you come back again
Shop at Macy’s and love me tonight

[Rastus]

[trebb]

If she gets you - don’t vote Democrat once your toasted - we need a few dead Republican votes to offset....

[NetAddicted]

Should be a new Trump commercial.

[SFConservative]

... please check local state parks for my body in case I commit suicide by shooting myself in the head 3 times ...

Just make sure to shoot yourself in the back of the head 3 times so that the medical examiner is certain to log it as a suicide in the established clintonian manner.