[mykroar]

Can I assume tax dollars were used for this “research?”

[SoCal Pubbie]

Did they calculate how many flamethrowers would be needed, with how much fuel, to incinerate the entire slow moving and bunched together groups within the zombie population?

[tet68]

Really, don’t these people have anything better to do?

[usurper]

SIR model, an epidemiological model that describes the spread of a disease throughout a population.

What a stupid model. What it fails to take into account is that currently we don't hunt down and eliminate people who have infectious deceases.

I personally give zombie invasion about 24 hours, maybe 48 for us to clean up the liberal gun free zones.

[Born to Conserve]

Nonsense. Who’s money were they wasting?

This is a simple application of predator-prey principles and the logistic function. The extinction of healthy humans would either be asymptotic, or an equilibrium would be reached.

[Boogieman]

No, it couldn’t, because zombies do not exist.

[Freedom56v2]

The true Zombie Apocalypse could be caused by an EMP

-—As described in book One Second After...

[RandallFlagg]

It's been a while, but...

[dynachrome]

“In their model, for instance, they did not account for humans killing zombies.”

huh. I would say that is a flawed model.

[rbg81]

It depends what kind of zombie. I always thought the dumb/slow zombie apocalypse was very unlikely. You watch these shows and the zombies always outnumber the humans. In the early stages of such an “apocalypse”, the humans would outnumber the zombies by thousands to one. And the humans would be armed to the teeth.

But I also believe you’d have people who try to hide loved ones that have turned — that would prolong the outbreak.

The “28 Days Later” scenario is the most worrisome, but also the most unlikely.

[Larry Lucido]

[USMCPOP]

This is complete crap. And I resent them publishing a photo of our family reunion without permission. How do I contact the Zombie-in-chief to complain? We wuz havin a good time until they took this picture.

[Hootowl]

A zombie outbreak would be self-limiting due to the effects of maggots, scavengers, and carrion eaters. Zombies would be nothing but bones inside of 6 weeks and incapable of movement long before that.

[Berlin_Freeper]

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[Enterprise]

Women and minorities hardest hit.

[Larry Lucido]

Zombies vs. animals? The living dead wouldn't stand a chance

[catnipman]

Yeah, but i bet their stupid model didn’t account for leaders like Rick with his Colt Python!

[outofsalt]

Since 47% of the country are already a liberal zombies...

[GreyFriar]

Gee, 100 days after Trump is inaugurated, they expect a Zombie apocalypse.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Zombie apocalypse would wipe out humankind in just 100 days,

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