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1 posted on 01/08/2017 10:37:13 AM PST by Trump20162020
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It’s Trump’s fault, of course. /s


2 posted on 01/08/2017 10:40:06 AM PST by BigEdLB (To Dimwitocrats: We won. You lost. Get used to it.)
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Two hundred years in the future they will be monstrous!


3 posted on 01/08/2017 10:40:12 AM PST by Ciaphas Cain (The choice to be stupid is not a conviction I am obligated to respect.)
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Why chickens Americans are twice as big today as they were 60 years ago.....
4 posted on 01/08/2017 10:41:47 AM PST by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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I thought they were pumping the meat full of water.


5 posted on 01/08/2017 10:41:48 AM PST by Moonman62 (Make America Great Again!)
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One word: Perdue. Frank made high standard chicken his mission.


6 posted on 01/08/2017 10:42:54 AM PST by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job....)
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I go for the range-fed chickens. They are tastier.

The abnormally large chicken piece have a strange texture.


7 posted on 01/08/2017 10:43:32 AM PST by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. Psalm 33:12)
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Chickens weigh twice as much today?
I weigh twice as much today.
Obviously gravity is increasing,
doubling in a mere 50 years.
Meanwhile candy bars continue to shrink,
just like pants.


8 posted on 01/08/2017 10:43:39 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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American families are getting smaller and yet chickens are getting larger.

They have to. With the Ebola economy, people can only afford half a chicken in every pot.

9 posted on 01/08/2017 10:43:59 AM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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Silicone. No wait, that’s just the breasts...


12 posted on 01/08/2017 10:47:58 AM PST by bigbob (We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)
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13 posted on 01/08/2017 10:48:29 AM PST by Zeneta
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2016 was 6.18 pounds

Likely part of that extra weight is from the saline solution pumped into the meat during the processing cycle.


16 posted on 01/08/2017 11:00:30 AM PST by TomGuy
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The changing climate is mutating the chickens. In a few years chickenZilla will have a rampage.


17 posted on 01/08/2017 11:01:20 AM PST by Morpheus2009
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They are attempting to breed a boneless, all-white-meat chicken.


19 posted on 01/08/2017 11:02:37 AM PST by Joe Bfstplk (A Irredeemable Deplorable)
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Bottom Line...

“Top of the Food Chain” is the only planet you ever want to live on.


20 posted on 01/08/2017 11:03:10 AM PST by zeestephen
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6.18 pounds??? Man, it makes one yearn for the days of terror birds.


23 posted on 01/08/2017 11:05:01 AM PST by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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Former vice president Henry Wallace was among the first to develop the new bigger breed of chickens.


24 posted on 01/08/2017 11:05:31 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Glenn Beck is one Blood Bucket shy of the Funny Farm)
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Why are mexican men 5 feet tall?


26 posted on 01/08/2017 11:06:10 AM PST by Leep (Stronger without her!)
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Because God created larger chickens on the fifth day, DUH!
27 posted on 01/08/2017 11:06:30 AM PST by null and void (Roses are red, soylent is green. Get to the shelter, it's 2017)
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Same reason NFL players are bigger. The exact same reason.


33 posted on 01/08/2017 11:15:40 AM PST by cdcdawg
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If that’s so, how did Popeyes end up peddling what appears to be freeze dried chicken? Last time I went there it cost me $35 and I ended up marveling at the ziploc bag of leftover chicken. Tiny. The drumsticks looked like buffalo style wings.


35 posted on 01/08/2017 11:28:28 AM PST by avenir (I'm pessimistic about man, but I'm optimistic about GOD!)
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