To: DannyTN
“This is why men don’t ask for directions. They don’t realize the magnetic field has gotten weaker. “
Do you know why the Jews wondered for so long in the desert? Moses refused to stop and ask for directions.
To: Gen.Blather
Here’s how I heard it:
“Why are there so many more sperms than eggs?”
“Because males won’t ask for directions.”
64 posted on
01/30/2017 4:29:08 PM PST by
Albion Wilde
("January 20, 2017, will be remembered as the day the people became the rulers of this nation again.")
To: Gen.Blather
Oh that’s good!
You know the desciples were Mexican don’t you? Scripture says they were all in one Accord.
76 posted on
01/30/2017 5:09:55 PM PST by
DannyTN
To: Gen.Blather
Do you know why the Jews wondered for so long in the desert? Moses refused to stop and ask for directions.
Jackie Mason once quipped, ever know a Jew who knew how to work on an engine? That's why Moses parted the Red Sea, not one of the Hebrews could figure out how to start up a motorboat.
77 posted on
01/30/2017 5:11:22 PM PST by
Impala64ssa
(You call me an Islamophobe like it's a bad thing)
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