[usurper]

I lived in that hell hole of Satan Washington state for 15 years.

Hey don't diss the entire state we are normal hard working and God fearing foke here in Spokane.

Someday I plan to lead a great army across the Cascades and liberate Seattle from the Orak hoards.

[RetiredArmy]

Yeah, yeah, I know, east of the Cascades is good country, and west of the Cascades is like North Korea.