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Vanity - DU Scam
DUmmies ^ | Feb 10, 2017 | Self

Posted on 02/10/2017 10:17:27 AM PST by lacrew

February is a fundraising month for the DUmmies. Those who donate get to 'gift' hearts to other members. And, the board is full of people who are just so happy and grateful for whoever sent them an anonymous heart.

Just about everybody on the board has hearts now...even the trolls (I've got two!).

Now I barely post there, and when I do I'm generally a jerk who walks a fine line to prevent getting banned. So who is my secret admirer? Who has paid good money to gift little ole me some hearts?

Nobody.

Obviously, the board is randomly gifting people hearts, to trick everyone into thinking all the other members are spending wildly on them. Its just a trick to get people to buy them...a dishonest scam. Instantly obvious to yours truly, but sadly it hasn't crossed any of the Dummy's minds.

Reminds me of the office liberal who was bidding on online 'penny auctions', where he came in second place all the time. I explained to him that since he had to pay to place a bid, he was just bidding against a computer algorithm, and that he would never actually win an auction (and get a new I-Phone for fifteen bucks).

That's why they're called DUmmies.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; dummy
PS - On the subject of fundraising, I have finally got off the pot and become a monthly donor, so please indulge my vanity.
1 posted on 02/10/2017 10:17:27 AM PST by lacrew
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To: lacrew

That’s great man! Welcome to the club :)

I tried to infiltrate KOS. Lasted about 20 minutes lol


2 posted on 02/10/2017 10:22:10 AM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper cbrust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: lacrew

3 posted on 02/10/2017 10:26:15 AM PST by stylin19a (Terrorists - "just because you don't see them doesn't mean they aren't there")
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To: lacrew

We should have this too on FR. Instead of hearts it would be obama’s face on turd.


4 posted on 02/10/2017 10:34:03 AM PST by max americana (For the 9th time FIRED LIBERALS from our company at this election, and every election since 2008)
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To: lacrew

Keep up the good work. <3


5 posted on 02/10/2017 10:38:15 AM PST by TaxRelief (Walmart: Keeping my family healthy and on-budget since 1993.)
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To: dp0622
I've been thinking about joining DU of KOS....seeing how far left i could go and them still cheer me on.....
6 posted on 02/10/2017 10:41:09 AM PST by M-cubed
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To: lacrew
Lies on DU?


7 posted on 02/10/2017 10:42:23 AM PST by freedomlover
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To: lacrew
PS - On the subject of fundraising, I have finally got off the pot and become a monthly donor, so please indulge my vanity.

I love the smell of self-aggrandizement in the morning.

;^)

8 posted on 02/10/2017 10:52:12 AM PST by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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To: stylin19a

Hah!

Thanks for the heart!


9 posted on 02/10/2017 10:54:46 AM PST by lacrew
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To: max americana

“obama’s face on turd.”

Redundant.


10 posted on 02/10/2017 10:55:16 AM PST by lacrew
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To: Disambiguator

Nah, I’ve been freeloading for 9 years...more shame than self-aggrandizement.


11 posted on 02/10/2017 10:56:22 AM PST by lacrew
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To: M-cubed

ROFL!!!!

Say the US population is too large and 50 million need to go :)


12 posted on 02/10/2017 10:57:22 AM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper cbrust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: lacrew

I’ve visited DU several times. Even signed up once; but was
quickly jettisoned for not using the “F” word enough times,
I reckon. Poorest grammar over at DU & worse groupthink
than any conservative site. They tolerate NO dissent!


13 posted on 02/10/2017 11:07:24 AM PST by Twinkie (The MSM is DEAD. - John 3:16)
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To: dp0622
I tried to infiltrate KOS. Lasted about 20 minutes lol

It is simply an impossible task to feign that sort of insanity for much longer than that.

14 posted on 02/10/2017 1:32:01 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (The future doesn't belong to the fainthearted. It belongs to the brave. - - Ronaldus Magnus Reagan)
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To: lacrew
also, iirc, they never post their budget, expenses, goal or what they take in, just X# of donors contributed

leaves one to wonder who really pays the bills...

15 posted on 02/10/2017 3:36:33 PM PST by Chode (may the RATS all die of dehydration from crying)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

ROFL! You’re right. It’s like Raloh Kramden with the mother in law lol


16 posted on 02/10/2017 3:40:48 PM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper cbrust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: Chode

They sell pop up ads...and if I recall correctly, their head guy was on the HRC campaign payroll.


17 posted on 02/10/2017 4:24:31 PM PST by lacrew
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