Posted on 03/03/2017 9:18:20 PM PST by Rebelbase
Wrap it up ladies, because we’ve finally accomplished it all: The Brawny Man is being turned into a Brawny Woman.
As part of Georgia-Pacific’s #StrengthHasNoGender initiative, Wal-Mart will be selling special commemorative “Brawny Woman” 8-packs of paper towels all March, which just happens to be Women’s History Month. Pick some up to clean up all your kids’ kitchen messes, ladies! You’re doing the cleaning, after all, whether you’re on the label or not. And here’s hoping Wal-Mart has them on sale, since you’re going to need a deal, given that you’re making just $.79 for every male dollar, and your income will probably peak when you’re just 39. But it’s the little victories, right?
Sales of the product—which, by the way, is owned by The Koch Brothers—will help fund a $75,000 donation Brawny is making to Girls Inc.’s SMART programming, which is a totally valid program meant to nurture girls interested in science, technology, engineering, and math.
Gay.
-PJ
She was the first one to come to mind. (Thank you for not posting that one in which she has chest and back hair.)
“So, what’s next, a Guy on a package of Tampons”
Made me chuckle about the time I was in line at the grocery at midnight with a big biker guy in a vest with chains and all the accessories. His posture and attitude were an over-the-top caricature of don’t mess with me.
He had a six pack in one hand and box of tampons in the other.
That might work.
Yes, but on the other hand “Brawny gal” paper towels sound better than “Scary Ass Dyke” paper towels.
CC
LOL! Good point!
When they are done wiping up the spills in the house I know of a roof that needs replacing.
Forget abut paper towels - how is it humanly possible that they can use so much bathroom tissue?
I was a high schooler working at a coffee shop and a lady paid her bill, then walked away and left her purse on the counter. The next customer was a 6 foot 7 inch 400 pound biker covered in tattoos and with a beard down to his waist. He paid and spun away to walk out - I said “excuse me sir, I think you left your purse here on the counter” - That old boy turned around and I swear he was going to introduce me to his 9 inch Bowie knife. He looks stunned and then breaks out in a giant toothless belly laugh that goes on for about a minute - comes over, picks up the purse and takes it out to the sidewalk to the lady who left it.
It only makes sense to me
Now to see a commercial for toilet bowl cleaner where a woman is telling a man how to do it
I always thought paper towels were more of a guy thing. When I need to clean up, I get a bucket of hot, soapy water.
Holy Cow! That joke is so old when I first heard it I nearly fell out of my cradle.
From what I see of the brawny women hereabouts, she should be wearing a black tank top and not a flannel shirt.
BTW, we buy the “pick-a-size” paper towels. They are perforated at about twice the rate of normal towels, so you can just pull off a half-size paper towel if you wish. That’s enough for a minor spill - it actually does save on towel waste here.
“Busty, not brawny.”
They could call it Bra-ny.
And if she’s just a tad willing: the quicker picker-upper.
Paul Bunyan’s babe — not a blue ox, folks.
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