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Malia Obama Has New Suitor: 'Black Beatle' Swae Lee (he will 'do it like a gentleman!')
Just Jared ^ | 1 HOUR AGO | staff

Posted on 03/10/2017 2:54:16 PM PST by drewh

Malia Obama has a secret (or not-so-secret) admirer!

The 18-year-old daughter of former president Barack Obama has a new suitor in Swae Lee of the band Rae Sremmurd (who have made the Mannequin Challenge song “Black Beatles” famous).

When recently questioned at LAX Airport about which artists he would like to collaborate with, Swae told TMZ, “I want to write for Adele. I want to do some crazy s–t I never did before, you know?”

“Hell yeah,” he went on. “Malia Obama get at me. I know you’re on vacation.”

Swae said he would take Malia to the Bahamas on their first date, where he would present her “200 feet in the air on a suspended table at a five-star restaurant.” He added that he would make sure to “pay his respects” to Barack and “do it like a gentleman.”

“I might come with some flowers, you never know,” he shared. Watch below!

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: malia; obamafamily; obsessed; x44
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1 posted on 03/10/2017 2:54:16 PM PST by drewh
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To: drewh

What’s the name of his seeing-eye dog?


2 posted on 03/10/2017 2:57:01 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

She looks more like a dog you would feed under the table.


3 posted on 03/10/2017 2:58:35 PM PST by Kozy (new age haruspex)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I can see it now, Come On Malia, go steal some of your Daddy’s Cocaine for us.


4 posted on 03/10/2017 2:59:51 PM PST by eyeamok (destruction of government records.)
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To: drewh

Flowers = marijuana buds after blooming.


5 posted on 03/10/2017 3:01:03 PM PST by txhurl
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To: drewh

Her “parents” are not pleased at this apparent show of heterosexuality.


6 posted on 03/10/2017 3:04:31 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: drewh

You know what would REALLY be justice..?

Deep in your heart you know.


7 posted on 03/10/2017 3:07:02 PM PST by gaijin
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To: drewh

No thanks


8 posted on 03/10/2017 3:09:32 PM PST by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

[[What’s the name of his seeing-eye dog?]]

Malia?


9 posted on 03/10/2017 3:10:42 PM PST by Bob434
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To: txhurl

HAHAHA!


10 posted on 03/10/2017 3:11:22 PM PST by bryan999
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To: drewh

http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/let-smoove-rock-your-body-and-world-16334


11 posted on 03/10/2017 3:15:33 PM PST by Gulf War One
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To: drewh

What a nightmare, having two daughters and being an ex-president.

How would you ever know who to trust your daughter to go out with?

I’m serious, that would be a tough thing to go through.


12 posted on 03/10/2017 3:27:53 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: drewh; flaglady47; Maine Mariner; oswegodeee; ExTexasRedhead; Road Warrior ‘04; nopardons; ...
Looks like Malia's choosing a show biz career...she's starting an internship in New York City with movie producer Harvey Weinstein.

Liberal financial activist, Weinstein was a big donor to both Hillary and Obama. In Hollywood, he is famous for his ruthlessness and fits of anger. His net work is $360 million plus. He is 64 and divorced twice.

Nice guy to intern with, oh yeah.

I can almost write Malia's future right now...her every movement and escapade will be jammed down our throats for years to come in the columns of the National Inquirer and internet entertainment blogs.

Maybe she'll be a great movie star in years to come!

The Obamas will never go away.....

Leni

13 posted on 03/10/2017 3:38:28 PM PST by MinuteGal (GO TRUMP !!!......GO PENCE !!!......Boycott Starbucks and Target !!!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
What’s the name of his seeing-eye dog?

I don't know, but it looks like she needs one too. 😀

14 posted on 03/10/2017 3:39:26 PM PST by Mark17 (20 years a USAF Air Traffic Controller, RETIRED. A career that will make you old before your time)
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To: drewh
Which one was Malaria?


15 posted on 03/10/2017 3:41:57 PM PST by Viking2002 ("If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." - John Steinbeck)
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To: Beowulf9
Didn't Bush have to daughter twins?

Anyway, kids do what you do, not what you say do.

16 posted on 03/10/2017 3:43:14 PM PST by blam
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To: drewh
what's the over/under of the little skank getting knocked up?
17 posted on 03/10/2017 3:44:14 PM PST by Chode (My job is not to represent the world. My job is to represent the United States of America-#45 DJT)
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To: drewh

He gonna punish her wif a baby?


18 posted on 03/10/2017 3:45:19 PM PST by MuttTheHoople (Yes, Liberals, I question your patriotism)
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To: drewh
As much as I hate to say it, Malia is not an attractive female and her constant scowl is indicative of her mother's attitude towards white America.

Malia is going to be a hellion if she ever grows up..........

19 posted on 03/10/2017 3:46:06 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (My once 6 pack abs are now a keg......)
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To: Beowulf9
"What a nightmare, having two daughters and being an ex-president."

THat douchebag was never the president.

20 posted on 03/10/2017 3:53:03 PM PST by Godebert (CRUZ: Born in a foreign land to a foreign father.)
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