That is too funny;) Thx for the laugh.
A blonde walks into the doctors office for a first visit. The Doctor walks in and asks the woman to undress. She is a stunningly beautiful woman, and quickly removes her clothes. Standing there naked, the doctor is overcome with passion. He begins to caress her breasts, He asks, Do you know what Im doing? She says, You are checking for lumps and signs of breast cancer. He inserts his finger into her vagina and begins a massage. He asks, Do you know what Im doing now? She says, You are checking for vaginal warts and other signs of STD Overcome with lust, he drops his pants and penetrates the woman. He asks, Do you know what Im doing now? She says, You are getting Herpes, which is why I came here in the first place