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Lunch Break
unknown | 5/14/2017 | self

Posted on 05/14/2017 9:28:53 AM PDT by sodpoodle

Catholic Gasoline

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.

Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: improvising
Happy Mother's day.
1 posted on 05/14/2017 9:28:53 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

I thought Catholic gasoline was hootch!


2 posted on 05/14/2017 9:35:32 AM PDT by mylife (the roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: sodpoodle

Arrghh! No ‘Corny’ alert?

Thank you for the almost laugh, and have a delightful day!


3 posted on 05/14/2017 9:58:38 AM PDT by heterosupremacist (Domine Iesu Christe, Filius Dei, miserere me peccatorem!)
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To: mylife

Whiskeypalian!


4 posted on 05/14/2017 10:14:00 AM PDT by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
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