Hey Girl!
Wanna learn how to dance?
Don’t be a Wallflower.
“raises his green forearms into the air, wiggles his butt”
—
Hey, they stole my M.O. for picking up women!!
“Do you love me? I can really move.
Do you love me? I’m in the groove.
Do you love me? Now that I can dance?”
“I’m sorry, Archie, but I’m seeing a caterpillar.”
{whack][splat] “Bitch.”