Aliens controlled him by making sure
he had plenty of methamphetamine.
Posted on 10/14/2017 1:36:51 PM PDT by BenLurkin
When interviewed by police, Inphachack admitted to trying to set fire to the home twice, painting the letters “DNA” on the house twice, causing damage to a van by kicking it, and busting out the kitchen window using his skateboard.
Inphachack did not know the house was under new owners and appeared to be targeting the former owners, police said. He also told officers that he has an alien virus from outer space and that the aliens were making him upset and were making him vandalize the home.
Inphachack said the aliens used black magic on him and altered his DNA to make him shorter, which is why he spray painted "DNA" on the house.
“They are switching dimensions all the time. Setting people up for a bad time," Inphachack told officers during the interview. "I’m telling you the truth. Alien virus to evolve mankind.”
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He’s been binge watching Rick and Morty.
He’s The Snoid From Sheboygan!
I learned a very interesting fact last night: a guy called Alex Collier was abducted by aliens and played a Gerry Rafferty album for them. They *loved* it. Aliens have good taste, and I have to assume they spared us all
because of it. So, thank you, Gerry and Alex!
Aliens gave him an anal
probe, then a razor cut.
Oh, man, virus-slinging, black magic using, dimension-switching aliens. I hate those guys.
Well, he DOES look like aliens have altered his DNA.
Meanwhile, DNA-altering aliens are laying low in Fond du Lac.
I just love the word Sheboygan.
I just love the word Sheboygan.
Apparently, so do the aliens!
That or bath salts!
“Officers.....found a hatchet in his pocket.”
Did they check his other pocket? He might have had a chainsaw, too.
Sheboygan
Such a fun word to say
Uh, I was triggered by the “She-boy” part of Sheboygan. It is hurtful to people suffering from gender miassignment.
Although it doesn’t apply to me personally, the fact that others may be offended is hurtful to me, too. I’ve had to retreat to my safe space to recover from this micro-aggression.
That’s totally not OK.
Bratwurst Capital of the World
At least he wasn’t naked. The last one was..
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