Or, apparently, if he drove a Volkswagen beetle.
If there had been a taxi available on Chappaquiddic, Ted Kennedy would have been President.
The reason we found out about Chappaquiddic is because the Democrat Coverup Machine was kept from running because of the delay in reporting the incident. If Kennedy had made it back to the party, there would have been a dozen people to swear he lent Mary Joe Kopeckne the keys to the Oldsmobile, and that he had been there the whole time. It would have gone down as a tragic single-occupant accident.
We only hear about these things when the Democrat Coverup Machine breaks down.
Or, apparently, if he drove a Volkswagen beetle.