[blueunicorn6]

All this writing about time and arrows made me want to experiment.

But, where do you find arrows at this time of night?

In the car!

The turn signal arrows by the speedometer.

So, I took the car out and switched on the right turn arrow.

I went forward in time.

Then, I switched on the left turn arrow.

I went back in time.

I turned on the emergency flashers.

I tore open the time/space continuum.

That’s what I told the cops anyway.

[sparklite2]

Remembering Steven Wright....

I got home last night and by mistake
stuck my car key into the door lock.
I gave it a turn and in started right up!
So I drove the house around for a
while until a cop pulled me over.
He asked me, “Where do you live?”
And I said, “Right here.”

[Bob434]

got pulled over going 100 in a 50 mph zone- I told the policeman “But officer, I was only going to be out for 1/2 an hour”

[Songcraft]

Well, it was worth a try.   (You weren't doing 119 through the time/space continuum -- like Judge Jeanine Pirro -- were you?)