Fact or Fiction or Foolishness????

email from a friend | 12/2/2017 | unknown

[RegulatorCountry]

Who knows, maybe somewhere deep down in her primitive brain, Kathy Griffin just wants to have sex with Donald Trump.

[Fantasywriter]

That brings to mind one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. It seems that an unusually high number of moonbat Trump-haters are plagued by Trump-sex dreams. Not only that, but they tweet about their disgust and chagrin over these intrusive dreams. Someone collected a raft of these tweets and posted them online. Rarely have I laughed so hard.

[Chickensoup]

A little further on at the link I posted, it said the key was to avoid hungry females. If the males couldp just figure out whether she’s eaten recently or not, they could increase their odds dramatically.

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take her to dinner first?

otherwise:

BRAINS!!

[Fantasywriter]

Bol!

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

“I’ll never forget the last words of my dear old uncle Harold. He said: ‘A truck!’”

[TalBlack]

No wonder pigs always have that stupid smile on their face.

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

There's also a predatory species of firefly that's larger & more aggressive than other fireflies. The female can mimic the species-specific flashing patterns of females of many other species.

When she sees a male of another species nearby who's "looking for love," she'll answer with the flashing pattern of the female of his species. He lands next to her, thinking he's going to copulate, only to be eaten instead.

Hmm... just how many other species are there out there with this pattern of Life & Death & Sex? Praying mantii ... fireflies ... humans ....

[FoxInSocks]

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

More like 6 or 7 football fields?

[outofsalt]

"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure." Dolphins don't do it for movie roles, or power and money!

[RegulatorCountry]

I’ve often amused myself analyzing leftists, what’s really funny is most of them gravitate to the left because they’re deathly afraid of appearing unintelligent or unsophisticated, but then you have these very primitive, unpolished things tumbling out of their mouths and they don’t have a clue they’re even doing it, let alone how obvious it is. I sometimes have a running “National Geographic”-style safari documentary going in my head when dealing with them.

[Fantasywriter]

You learn something every day. You did, however, omit the obvious. How do you think the black widow spider got its name?

I typed the latter into Bing, and this came up:

‘Spider cannibalism is the act of a spider consuming all or part of another individual of the same species as food. In the majority of cases a female spider kills and eats a male spider before, during, or after copulation.’

[piasa]

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

I have yet to see a garden slug jump...

[Fantasywriter]

That’s hilarious. I bet your commentaries are priceless.

Yes, it’s certainly true that leftists pride themselves on being smarter than knuckle-dragging conservatives. But Twitter has made that illusion more difficult to maintain. The instant a leftist makes a stupid statement, conservatives are waiting to rub it in.

[mountn man]

Hey baby. How about a quickie???

[Bellflower]

The human body has over 85 billion miles of DNA in it.

[central_va]

Only two species of mammals hunt for sport. Man being one of them. Can you guess the other?

[Bellflower]

The human body contains about 100 trillion cells.

[central_va]

Garden slugs party when no one is watching.

[Bellflower]

The nervous system: more than 90,000 miles of sensations.

[Bellflower]

Cats? I know of cats who play with their prey, kill it and then do not eat it.