While the Russians were busy training dogs to deliver their tank-stopping charges (like a bunch of assholes), Nazi Germany took a more technocentric approach to its anti-armor efforts. The result: a deadly R/C mini-tank laden with more than 200 pounds of explosives. Thank goodness these things were so easy for the Allies to disarm.
The Goliath stood a foot tall, four feet long, and could carry anywhere from 50 to 100 kg of explosives. Its tracks allowed the remotely operated vehicle to scale the walls of trenches and battlefields but slowed its top speed to just 6 mph. It was controlled via joysticks connected by three 2,130 foot-long cablesone each for steering, throttle, and load detonation