Posted on 12/14/2017 9:14:05 AM PST by blam
He really shouldnt be allowed to visit the nursuries.
Until we learn how to communicate with honey bees, we can forget about communicating with aliens.
Bee societies are quite complex and we have no clue about the complexity of their communication
Oumuamua
Elvira, is that you?
Yo momma is so-ooo cigar-shaped...
how cigar shaped is she?
she's so cigar-shaped it made Monica turn lesbian.
Depends, is it a European or African swallow?
Cigar coitus is actually birth control
Is that Max Von Sydow?
Yep, that's true unless there's a what comes next, which is as true as Tobacco Road West -- when beginning from out among the Arkansas whorehouses, and traveled Eastbound fur enough leads to a washroom adjacent to the Oval Office...
I suppose now you'll tell me that a lesbian and a giganto cigar can't be parents? That's what you were thinking, wasn't it? Just admit what we already know about you, bert.
Hate speech thoughts! You hater!
I’m glad it’s your Uranus and not myanus.
Paging Russell Casse....
Yes it is. as Ming the Merciless in Flash Gordon.
“Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would’ve hidden from it in terror.”
The last thing we want is a bunch of aliens with out of control attitudes.
He’s one of the best. He was in one of the Conan the Barbarian movies too. Briefly, but very effectively.
What? Not Devil's Tower?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuNPixFCYms
Listen to the bass singer.
I’m gonna need some mashed potatoes and a spoon......
Oh the other hand, anyone willing to deceive people about his credentials is bound to be wrong - ipso facto, it is an alien craft ...
Many asteroids are also oblong, formed by collision. Eros, 34 km long:
Granted, Oumuamua is extremely elongated...
This is a menace to this planet we call Earrrrth. We need somebody to save every one of us!
Flash!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfmrHTdXgK4
There is still hope! He is still available to us, at least as of 2012.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_qI6LOc54w
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