Posted on 12/14/2017 9:14:05 AM PST by blam
A leading astronomer studying the origins of the space object known as Oumuamua has come out declaring it’s an alien probe with broken engines. Dr. Jason Wright claims that Oumuamua’s movement is that of a craft that has lost power to its engines.
Right now, leading scientists are studying the odd “cigar-shaped” object which originated outside of our solar system. Teams lead by renowned physicist, Stephen Hawking, are attempting to discover whether or not Oumuamua is alien or natural. If a radio signal is detected later today, scientists will “proceed with caution.”
Professor Avi Loeb, Professor of Astronomy at Harvard University, sais: “My recommendation, as in any dialogue, is that we first listen and do our best to understand what we are hearing. Once we figure this out, we can decide how to respond,” he said. “Overall, I am an optimist. I believe that a very intelligent civilization will be peaceful, and we could save ourselves millions or billions of years by learning from it. But there is also the possibility that such a civilization will have hostile intentions and risk our existence, so we should deliberate carefully in any future contact with them.”
According to the Daily Mail, Dr. Wright from Penn State University is already declaring it a spacecraft. Oumuamua is about a quarter of a mile long, 260 feet wide, and currently traveling at 196,000 mph. Rather than moving through space like other natural space rocks, astronomers believe that it is “tumbling” through our solar system.
‘”Such derelict craft would, if they are not traveling so fast that they escape the Galaxy, eventually ‘thermalize’ with the stars and end up drifting around like any other interstellar comet or asteroid,” Dr. Wright wrote in his blog. “In fact, since they (presumably) no longer have altitude
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He really shouldn’t be allowed to visit the nursuries.
Until we learn how to communicate with honey bees, we can forget about communicating with aliens.
Bee societies are quite complex and we have no clue about the complexity of their communication
Oumuamua
Elvira, is that you?
Yo momma is so-ooo cigar-shaped...
how cigar shaped is she?
she's so cigar-shaped it made Monica turn lesbian.
Depends, is it a European or African swallow?
Cigar coitus is actually birth control
Is that Max Von Sydow?
Yep, that's true unless there's a what comes next, which is as true as Tobacco Road West -- when beginning from out among the Arkansas whorehouses, and traveled Eastbound fur enough leads to a washroom adjacent to the Oval Office...
I suppose now you'll tell me that a lesbian and a giganto cigar can't be parents? That's what you were thinking, wasn't it? Just admit what we already know about you, bert.
Hate speech thoughts! You hater!
I’m glad it’s your Uranus and not myanus.
Paging Russell Casse....
Yes it is. as Ming the Merciless in Flash Gordon.
“Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would’ve hidden from it in terror.”
The last thing we want is a bunch of aliens with out of control attitudes.
He’s one of the best. He was in one of the Conan the Barbarian movies too. Briefly, but very effectively.
What? Not Devil's Tower?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuNPixFCYms
Listen to the bass singer.
I’m gonna need some mashed potatoes and a spoon......
Oh the other hand, anyone willing to deceive people about his credentials is bound to be wrong - ipso facto, it is an alien craft ...
Many asteroids are also oblong, formed by collision. Eros, 34 km long:
Granted, Oumuamua is extremely elongated...
This is a menace to this planet we call Earrrrth. We need somebody to save every one of us!
Flash!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfmrHTdXgK4
There is still hope! He is still available to us, at least as of 2012.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_qI6LOc54w
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