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Leaked Mormon church document claims that masturbation turns you gay
DAILY MAIL UK ^ | Dec. 15, 2017 | Keith Griffith For Dailymail.com

Posted on 12/15/2017 11:51:58 AM PST by Morgana

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To: Morgana; SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; CopperTop; ...
Let's have a contest!
(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)


21 posted on 12/15/2017 12:15:38 PM PST by Gamecock (The greatest threat to humanity is not "out there" but "in here" in the recesses of the soul. TK)
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To: Elsie

Don’t you have a copy of the Mormon rules?


22 posted on 12/15/2017 12:16:13 PM PST by Gamecock (The greatest threat to humanity is not "out there" but "in here" in the recesses of the soul. TK)
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To: Morgana

um. okay.


23 posted on 12/15/2017 12:16:16 PM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: AmericanRobot

[Evan McMullin]

What a weird combination that guy is; Hillary-supporter and all.


24 posted on 12/15/2017 12:17:57 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: SoFloFreeper

No, it makes hair grow on my tongue. My nickname is Harry.


25 posted on 12/15/2017 12:18:13 PM PST by Combat_Liberalism
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To: Sacajaweau; Lazamataz

“It does not make you gay....it makes you go blind.

Everybody knows that. “

I call BS on that here and now. If that was true Laz would have a seeing eye dog and a cane!


26 posted on 12/15/2017 12:18:24 PM PST by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana

LOL! Reminds me of an idiot I worked with years ago. One of the other men walked up to him and said...”Do you know that j**k*ng o*f makes hairs grow in your palm?”

The idiot said “It does?!” and proceeded to pull off his gloves and stare at his palms.


27 posted on 12/15/2017 12:20:04 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Can’t look, already blind.


28 posted on 12/15/2017 12:20:18 PM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
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To: Morgana

everya body has to pay for their sins...

murder is a biggie... like a million dollars...

masturbation is like a fifty cents..

and my fear isa that when i get to the pearly gates and meet saint peter, ima fifty cents short.


29 posted on 12/15/2017 12:20:19 PM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: Morgana

It doesn’t help.


30 posted on 12/15/2017 12:20:24 PM PST by Arthur McGowan (https://youtu.be/hj3e8cKZWiY)
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To: Morgana

But just try to leak the information about what the homo culture does and see if you don’t get excoriated beyond sense.


31 posted on 12/15/2017 12:22:08 PM PST by fwdude (Why is it that the only positive things to come out of LGBT organizations are their AIDS tests?)
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To: Morgana

When this was published, in 1981, didn’t gay still mean gay? In which case, this is true. It doesn’t make you homosexual, but it does make you gay.


32 posted on 12/15/2017 12:22:49 PM PST by BykrBayb (Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. Obama free since 1/20/17. PTL ~ Þ)
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To: Morgana

If it was published in 1981 can it really be classified as a leak?


33 posted on 12/15/2017 12:24:12 PM PST by airborne (I don't always scream at the TV but when I do it's hockey playoffs season!)
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To: Morgana

If it does, you are doing it wrong.


34 posted on 12/15/2017 12:26:56 PM PST by Kudsman ( Anyone to the Right of Stalin is a Far Right Wing candidate to the Far Left Wing Media.)
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To: Morgana

Statistical anomaly alert!


35 posted on 12/15/2017 12:33:02 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (CW II: One side has over 8 TRILLION bullets and the other side can't decide which bathroom to use.)
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To: SouthWall

“I’m blind in one eye”

You don’t use both hands?

rwood


36 posted on 12/15/2017 12:33:15 PM PST by Redwood71
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To: airborne

Guess they are implying it’s “Mormon Temple secrets” I dunno. waiting for someone here who is Mormon to tell me what this is all about.


37 posted on 12/15/2017 12:33:34 PM PST by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: AU72
At least masturbation is sex with someone you love.

Unless you are a self loathing liberal which most are.

38 posted on 12/15/2017 12:33:45 PM PST by Hyman Roth
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To: DannyTN

“Those Mormons, always twisting things up.”

In their undies?


39 posted on 12/15/2017 12:33:48 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (CW II: One side has over 8 TRILLION bullets and the other side can't decide which bathroom to use.)
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To: Morgana

Reminds me of an old joke -

“Doing that will make you go blind!”

“Can I do it until I need glasses?”


40 posted on 12/15/2017 12:34:53 PM PST by NCjim (Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.)
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