Holiday Tradition in the Laz Household

12/25/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

It is Christmas Tradition in this house to post a picture of my decorated Human Christmas Tree.

While you may think I have outdone myself this year, you should see him when I plug him into the electric socket!

[BykrBayb]

I laughed. Didn’t you hear me? I woke the cat.

[Lazamataz]

Many times people chuckle, but don’t laugh out loud.

And it is a felony to type LOL unless you can produce a timestamped recording of you actually laughing out loud.

[bagster]

Yea I’ll go. I don’t like eye doctors. They scawy.

[HereInTheHeartland]

That looks like Hillary’s VP running mate for 2020.

[Lazamataz]

Eye doctors are a snap bro. Yer just scared of the verdict. Don’t be.

[bagster]

Awwwww. thanks BykrBayb. I thought I heard something.

Now I feel all Christmasy again.

[Eddie01]

newbie

[bagster]

And it is a felony to type LOL

This is a true fact. And why you will never see an LOL pass my lips. I only type Haha, which is also a lie, but with a more human aspect.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Being an over-achiever, I’m shooting for Type VII or VIII diabetes.”

When you hit IX, sell!

Merry Christmas.

[elcid1970]

Merry Christmas, Laz!

I googled your name. It means: “male lesbian rooster who leaves no hen in barnyard untouched”.

;^)

[Lazamataz]

Yeah, but I usually assume even the n00bs are sane!

[Kudsman]

Think I saw that dude ringing the kettle bell outside the local vape shop. Merry Christmas bro.

[bagster]

Don’t be.

Oh, alright.

Now I'm embarrassed. Can we go back to you making fun of Christians?

[Lazamataz]

I actually cured my diabetes, years ago. After the doctor wrote his diagnosis, I went back to him a few months later, and offered him 200 cash to write a diagnosis that I no longer had Type II. He agreed, and I was CURED!!!

MUCH cheaper than the meds and insulin!

[pinkandgreenmom]

I LOLed at your Pope Francis....

I say Lighten up, Francis so often someone thought one of my kids was named Francis.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“I got the pens, too. My doctor refused on the needles. Something about me being a recovered drug addict (”... and yer gonna STAY recovered, dammit!” — the Doctor)”

I like the pens. That’s what they gave me for my RA.

[Eddie01]

LOL! apparently not.

Merry Christmas Laz!

[red-dawg]

[Lazamataz]

Can we go back to you making fun of Christians?

Sure. Let's talk about Slay Bells.

If you use the largest one, you can give someone a concussion.

[bagster]

Yay, thank you pinkandgreenmom.

LOLs are like egg nog. The best thing ever. They are the nutrient that feeds my weary soul.