Today's Toons 1/3/18

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[pookie18]

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[pookie18]

SUPERSIZED

(Thank you, Martin Fierro)

(Thank you, Kaslin)

[sodpoodle]

Great stuff Pookie.

Too cold and lazy to start a thread, so I’ll hitch a ride;)
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I talked to a homeless man recently and
asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all.
I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed
and pressed, I had a roof over my head,

I had HDTV and Internet,
and I went to the gym, the pool,
and the library. I was working on my
MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt.
I even had full medical coverage.”

I felt sorry for him, so I asked,
“What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”
“Oh no, nothing like that,” he said.
“I was paroled “.
 

[freedumb2003]

This one should be repeated, emailed, tweeted, re-tweeted, snapchatted, etc., etc., etc.:

[knittnmom]

Thanks, Pookie!

[PROCON]

Great job, thanks pookie!

[left that other site]

HAPPY HUMP DAY! HAPPY HUMP DAY! HAPPY HUMP DAY! HAPPY HUMP DAY! HAPPY HUMP DAY!

[pookie18]

Glad you liked ‘em, sodpoodle! I guessed the punchline after the 2nd paragraph. However, the joke is probably from 2016 when 0bama let the guy out of Gitmo ;-)

[pookie18]

Hands up, don’t shoot!

[pookie18]

You’re welcome, knittnmom!

[pookie18]

My pleasure, PROCON!

[pookie18]

[left that other site]

Eyew!

[pookie18]

In any discussion of Hump Day, the Slick One is always likely to come up...

[left that other site]

I know. It is one of those little facts of life.

[Cincinnatus.45-70]

Thanks, Pookie!

[pookie18]

You’re welcome, as always, Cincinnatus.45-70!