Skip to comments.Oprah For President? Why Not Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton?
Posted on 01/11/2018 8:17:32 AM PST by pinochet
For those who want Oprah to be the next President, I have a better idea on who should serve in the next government. How about Miley Cyrus as President, Kim Kardashian as Vice President, and Paris Hilton as Secretary of Defense. As Secretary of State, we need someone with experience of visiting foreign countries. How about Madonna? If qualifications and experience mean nothing to the elites in this country, I cannot think of better candidates than those.
Does my list make sense? It certainly makes as much sense as Oprah for President. After all, Never-Trumper Republicans such as William Kristol and John Podhoretz are supportive of an Oprah Presidency. But I think Miley Cyrus will attract more dumb millennial voters than Oprah.
Experience needed. How about Dr. Howard Dean for Surgeon General?
Paris Hilton would be the best among those listed.
America - its so HOT!
Yep, I seem to recall Paris is somewhat conservative.
Not actually quite fair. She’s a billionaire who got there from scratch and has successfully run her substantial businesses for decades.
Not my politics at all—and I want Trump to stick to his guns on illegal immigration and be re-elected, of course.
"The Cooter Administration"
Think of the commando units?!
This all reminds me of the president and his cabinet in the movie Idiocracy.
Sheela Jackson Lee
I’ll take Camacho over any of them.
Chelsea Handler for Press Secretary, as she’s so refined and well-spoken.
Madonna has to have some position with the Oprah White House - anyone who offers Lewinskys to any male willing to vote dem is a true devotee.
Too bad Moe, Larry, and Curly are dead. They could run BATF. Of course Curly would get Alcohol, Moe would get Firearms, and that would leave Curly for Tobacco and we could see his hair smoking.
al baby for Communications Director.
She was very smart, quick thinking, without handlers and advance coordinators. Good negotiator, good with money and terms, and very polite to everyone in eye shot.
Now Whoopie Goldberg is the exact opposite.
A+Bert, out of retirement, for Secretary of Education
None of them are leaders.
Just because a bunch of people know their name doesn’t mean that they have any leadership skills whatsoever.
So there you have it. Paris Hilton (and her cute little
pu ... kitty) for President!!!
Very “sane” choices.
I’m in! lol
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