Posted on 01/14/2018 3:09:52 AM PST by Architect of Avalon
President Trump recently advocated that more immigrants from Norway be welcomed.
His inclusiveness was met by vitriol and Norwayphobia from the bigoted Fake News Media.
I stand with President Trump, and propose that all beautiful Norwegian women be given instant citizenship.
Of course, that may be merited for beautiful women of other countries too.
If you want to suggest other countries that have beautiful women to whom this policy should be applied, please do so in the comments below, following the rule that your case needs to be made with one or more pictures.
Vik-a-phobes.
President Obama will have to return his Peace Prize to The Norwegian Nobel Committee. Would Myra Breckinridge have used a Target store bathroom?
Lieutenant Rozanov: [thick Russian accent] Very clever little boy. Very, very clever, to see that my friend and I are foreigners here, but of course not Russian, naturally. What would the Russians be doing on United States of America island, with so many animosities and hatreds between these two countries? It is too funny an idea, is it not? No, we... we are of course... Norveegans.
And what do we get? Nuerotic Norwiegien batchelor farmers.
Sauna and rolling nekkid in the snow with Jenny? NO! LOL
We got some neurotic white dweebs out in Skinnysota protesting that the place is to damn white LOL
I thought Norway had an immigrant problem similar to Sweden’s.
Finnish gals are fun but a bit dark, you have to keep them entertained
I grew up in a Podunk that had Norwegians and Swedes (who were not well disposed to one another) segregated into various surrounding townships. I experienced Lutheran church functions (at both of the local Lutheran churches) and attended school with lots of the farmers’ daughters. Maybe it was something in the water, but if a guy was to judge Scandinavian pulchritude by that particular area, he’d likely be in favor of retroactive deportation.
Girl in photo is above average.
ROTFL!!!!!
I believe Caucasians should have more weight to immigrate to the USA along with Asians. No offense to blacks, but look at the history of Asia and Europe versus Africa...
It is literally true that German spies who landed in Frenchman’s Bay (near Bar Harbor, Maine) during World War II, and traveled by bus to New York City, were instructed to say that they were Norwegian if anyone asked them about their nationality.
Supplied with a large amount of cash to fulfill their mission, when they got to New York, they found that they were more interested in Broadway shows, restaurants and girls than in sabotage. They accomplished nothing.
I will certainly try.
I have been in both Oslo and Bergen. Their women are so beautiful with their flawless skin, blue eyes and body perfection. It must be the low light levels and lots of fish on their smørrebrød. I made sure to be on the pier when the latest shrimp boat would land with latest catch for sale. You would get a paper sack full of popcorn shrimp. Of course, those beautiful Norge women would be there, as loyal customers, and to flirt with the ship’s crew.
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