Looks like some of the stuff I see written by managers where I work LoL.
I had a supervisor once who wrote in ebonics. Head honcho of the whole office but couldn’t speak decent English. Of course, this was a state government office. As a new hire, they had a similar type train me and she would pronounce “perpetrator” as “pepper traitor” and dumb as a doorknob. Most annoying. Can’t say I had much respect for either.