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It's offal they lost their jobs.
1 posted on 01/20/2018 8:31:21 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
Och, hoots mon.

I'll nae be eatin' me haggis this breakfast.

2 posted on 01/20/2018 8:35:03 PM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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To: Rebelbase

Burns Night is ruined for me! RUINED! ;)


3 posted on 01/20/2018 8:37:27 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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4 posted on 01/20/2018 8:39:28 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Rebelbase

I made that haggis with me own bare hands, but do they call me Angus the haggis maker? NAE!


5 posted on 01/20/2018 8:42:08 PM PST by mozarky2 (Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist...)
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6 posted on 01/20/2018 8:42:25 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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I like that one, rebelbase.

Simply offal.

8 posted on 01/20/2018 8:45:09 PM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye worthy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.
9 posted on 01/20/2018 8:45:16 PM PST by KarlInOhio (I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own.)
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Would anyone be able to tell if it had the wrong ingredients? I’ve had haggis, in Edinburgh. It wasn’t terrible but I couldn’t identify what was in it.


10 posted on 01/20/2018 8:46:26 PM PST by StolarStorm
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11 posted on 01/20/2018 8:46:54 PM PST by dfwgator
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Maître d’hôtel: ‘Are you here for a special occasion?’
Campbell: ‘Aye, we won the third prize in the annual Robert Burns Contest, a haggis dinner for two.’

Maître d’hôtel: ‘What were the other prizes?’
Campbell: The second prize was a single haggis dinner, and, if you won the first prize, you didnae have to eat the haggis.’


12 posted on 01/20/2018 8:48:26 PM PST by ichabod1 (People don't want to believe it be what it is but it do.)
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Thaur was nae choice. They hud had a stomach foo.


13 posted on 01/20/2018 8:52:38 PM PST by donna ( Liberals redefine words: gay is no longer happy; Dream is no longer American)
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Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies:
But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!

(Old Scotland wants no watery stuff
That splashes in wooden bowls;
But if you wish her [Scotland’s] grateful prayer,
Give her a haggis!)


15 posted on 01/20/2018 8:55:39 PM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: Rebelbase

Shouldn’t have fired them. Anything would be an improvement over regular haggis.


17 posted on 01/20/2018 9:01:26 PM PST by sparklite2 (See more at Sparklite Times)
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What happened? Did they almost put something edible in the haggis by mistake?


18 posted on 01/20/2018 9:03:13 PM PST by CurlyDave
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To: Rebelbase; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON; KC_Lion
Mr Malone, who previously worked as a fishmonger for more than 30 years, said he felt the situation could have been handled differently.

Maybe he can go to work for Coco Chanel.

19 posted on 01/20/2018 9:03:45 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
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Aye, but Macsweens had the guts to fire ‘em.


24 posted on 01/20/2018 9:12:40 PM PST by seowulf
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They lost their jobs over a tripe event.


27 posted on 01/20/2018 9:49:18 PM PST by Redcitizen
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Haggis IS a blunder.


28 posted on 01/20/2018 9:49:53 PM PST by Noumenon (It isn't racist if it's true, is it?)
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To: Rebelbase

Betcha they almost put pork in it, which would be an offense to their halal customers. Peace be apon them.


31 posted on 01/20/2018 10:43:57 PM PST by SpaceBar
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Hey! Ewe! Get offal McCleoud!


34 posted on 01/20/2018 11:13:10 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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