Liberal: "I'm not talking about banning all guns. Just the black evil-looking ones."
Me: "I'm not talking about banning all children. Just the black evil-looking ones."
The possibilities of the retort in the original message are endless.
Ban schools, Laz; ban schools!
Quick ping to a fun little thought.
I say we just ban school shooting. You could call it a “gun free zone”. Maybe even get its own hash tag.
Wait... don’t we already have a law against murder? So more laws will be more effective, huh?
The Lakeland shooting illustrates why the age of majority needs to be raised to 21 years old.
Or higher.
We need to ban SCHOOLS to prevent another school shooting.
Or better yet - require all schools to become Catholic Schools. There was a thread earlier that indicated there has NEVER been a school shooting at a Catholic School.
So there ya go.
How about ban the FBI? They seem to be a great deal involved in how the perpetrators of this incidents legally acquired the firearms they used to commit them.
Just lock everyone up in their own box so nobody can reach anyone else...some folks may not even notice....
I was thinking of a metaphor to answer the virtue-signaling idiots who are either destroying their own guns or turning them in to the Polizei.
“Since drunk driving kills so many people, I’ve decided to roll my car off a cliff.”
The left is already trying their damndest to ban children before they leave the womb alive.
How many mass murders a year does the left throw money at and enthusiastically support in the form of abortion?
Ban liberalism. Problem solved.
Brilliantly absurd!
The next time some wacko drives 90 mph down the wrong way of a street crashing into cars and killing people, lets ignore the crazy and demand stronger traffic laws.
Is that your way of making fun of liberals?
Oh, my!
No one needs a 30 round magazine.
No one needs more than 1 kid.
You should have a license and background check before they allow you to have a gun.
You should have a license and background check before they allow you to have a kid.
Mentally ill people should be prevented from owning guns.
Mentally ill people should be prevented from having children.
Only agents of the government should be allowed to have guns.
Only agents of the government should be allowed to have kids.
Me: We will force the schools to post signs that read:
"Thou Shall Not Kill, violators will be SHOT!"
How quickly you forget that the abortion lobby used this reasoning to support ‘a woman’s right to choose’. Their argument then was absurd, and they will not catch the absurdity now.
Feelings do not override my natural rights.
That ends any argument for me.
Why not try the old formula/policy that made our schools safe in the past: "Thug Free Zone!"
And that was not a pointless sign but a rigidly enforced policy. But the sign will convert very easily:
I can't remember one of today's little savage school shooter whose prior record of school behavior would not have - in my day - had them kicked out and sent to jail, reform school or special disciplinary school (that had hard ass teachers that knew how to teach fear to those who could not be taught anything else).
"GUNTHUG FREE ZONE"
"DRUGTHUG FREE ZONE"