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1 posted on
03/12/2018 12:09:09 PM PDT by
Morgana
To: Morgana
It’ll happen.
As an experienced man with ropes and mountaineering. I can’t say a garden hose would be my first choice or even my second if I wanted to make a descent heh.
2 posted on
03/12/2018 12:10:57 PM PDT by
Bulwyf
To: Morgana
Gee, and it sounds like such a good idea, too......
3 posted on
03/12/2018 12:11:28 PM PDT by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Morgana
Darwin honorable mention.
4 posted on
03/12/2018 12:11:43 PM PDT by
OKSooner
To: Morgana
Never rappel with a cheap garden hose. You want the premium stuff with the brass fittings for that.
To: Morgana
That's just the way they do it in West "By God" Virginia.
8 posted on
03/12/2018 12:13:29 PM PDT by
4yearlurker
("There stands mother under the oleanders,open the windows." A dying cowboys last words,1879.)
To: Morgana
I hope he at least had the foresight to turn on the faucet before heading down, so that when he fell and was writhing in pain, he wouldn’t be lying there for a long time and getting needlessly dehydrated.
9 posted on
03/12/2018 12:16:45 PM PDT by
C210N
(Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
To: Morgana
Talk about getting “hosed”. Bummer.
14 posted on
03/12/2018 12:22:57 PM PDT by
HotHunt
To: Morgana
and took a garden hose to rappel down the third story of the parking garage.
15 posted on
03/12/2018 12:23:00 PM PDT by
SIDENET
(Where have you gone, Augusto Pinochet? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.)
To: Morgana
A “Hold Muh Beer” moment.
16 posted on
03/12/2018 12:23:11 PM PDT by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
To: Morgana
Police say they believe Sowards broke into two vehicles in the parking garage across from the civic center on 3rd Avenue, and took a garden hose to rappel down the third story of the parking garage.
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Elevators not working, Otis?
18 posted on
03/12/2018 12:24:47 PM PDT by
a little elbow grease
(Zip ties and duct tape are far more productive than pussy hats and #metoo tweets)
To: Morgana
I’ve watched garden hoses break by people pulling on them too hard while doing watering. Not a great idea.
To: Morgana
A decent garden hose should have held his weight if he wasn’t a fat bastard...
Betcha, the stuff he stole caused him to slip and fall...
24 posted on
03/12/2018 12:29:11 PM PDT by
Popman
To: Morgana
Should use this incident to advertise for Flex Hose. So strong, you can rapell out of a parking garage, yet roll it up into a ball by simply turning off the water!
27 posted on
03/12/2018 12:39:32 PM PDT by
Dogbert41
(Jerusalem is the city of The Great King!)
According to Huntington Police, at around 8:15 p.m. Sunday, a man was found laying on the ground on the 700 block of 3 1/2 alley with items laying around him. D- for grammar.
31 posted on
03/12/2018 12:58:59 PM PDT by
Rio
(I was deplorable when deplorable wasn't cool.)
To: Morgana
Sowards has been arrested for petit larceny, destruction of property, breaking and entering into a vehicle, and possession of a controlled substance.
How about booking him for leaving a crime scene, too?
33 posted on
03/12/2018 1:00:09 PM PDT by
sparklite2
(See more at Sparklite Times)
To: Morgana
35 posted on
03/12/2018 1:10:38 PM PDT by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Monthly Donors Rock!!!)
To: Morgana
took a garden hose to rappel down the third story of the parking garage
36 posted on
03/12/2018 1:52:03 PM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: Morgana
37 posted on
03/12/2018 2:04:52 PM PDT by
caver
To: Morgana
No sympathy from me, and he has to pay the expenses of “rescuing” him.
39 posted on
03/12/2018 3:21:50 PM PDT by
I want the USA back
(There are two sexes: male (pronoun HE), and female (pronoun SHE). Denial of this is insanity.)
To: Morgana
He learned nothing during the practice sessions?
43 posted on
03/12/2018 6:56:53 PM PDT by
Libloather
(Trivial Pursuit question - name the first female to lose TWO presidential elections!)
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