Posted on 04/28/2018 4:57:28 PM PDT by savedbygrace
BERKELEY, CA—The University of California, Berkeley campus has been evacuated and a hazardous materials team has quarantined the specific location where a college student may have been exposed to a worldview different from her own early Thursday.
According to firsthand accounts, local freshman Cindi Atherton may have come into contact with a non-progressive opinion when she overheard another yet unidentified student espouse a center-right ideal on a social issue. She then collapsed to the ground, yelling for help.
“I didn’t realize what was happening until it was too late. I heard everything,” an emotional Atherton said as she was checked into a local hospital quarantine unit. “Please send positive aura and universal thoughts of healing my way.”
The Centers for Disease Control & Prevention has become involved and is encouraging caution across the nation’s college campuses.
“We advise all college students nationwide to retreat to official campus safe spaces until authorities manage to locate and eliminate the source of this toxic opinion,” CDC director Thomas R. Frieden said in a statement. “If you or a loved one has been exposed, please call our hotline immediately so health experts can tend to you and a hazmat crew can work to contain and eliminate the threat.”
Euthanize her.
She’s scarred for life so it would probably be for the best....
Funny as shit. I need to make this into a meme.
Now that’s just plain funny
Omg so funny.
My college student is at a festival and I texted it to him without comment. The little image and headline really fake you out. He will think I’m concerned for him at the festival and look at it and hopefullly laugh. My kid has been FReeping since he was in his stroller. So text it to any college students you know, so funny.
John, you are being given a run for your money.
I hope it is a fast moving contagion that infects all of California within 24 hours. Of course there is no affect upon those not leaning to the far left. 8>)
This is especially true at Fresno State these days.
Berkeley actually has a “free speech space” on Sproul Plaza that declares it is not subject to any government’s jurisdiction or censorship. People snickered when it was put up, but that seems rather mild nowadays, and ironic since free speech no longer exists at Berkeley.
https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/30278
Nice meme!
:-)
Hahahahaha! Awesome...mind if I borrow it?
Post o the day
ROTF!
Hahaha. Somehow get her a coloring book quickly!
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