Posted on 05/02/2018 1:49:28 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie
9:45am: Wake up, lazily roll out of bed and do my bathroom business as I shake off a mild hangover. I put on an unbranded white T-shirt, a plaid lumberjack shirt over that, and skinny black jeans. As I get dressed, I have one hand on my latest iPhone to cruise my social media platforms – wouldn’t wanna miss an opportunity to school a Nazi in my mentions. To quench my thirst brought upon yesterday’s bacchanalia, I chug tepid tap water from a reused Fiji water bottle, while the kettle boils for my artisanal coffee. There is little better than a foamy soy milk vanilla latte to take the edge off the hangover while simultaneously stimulating me for a busy day ahead. Breakfast is a low-fat mozzarella croque monsieur with wholegrain organic toast, perfectly complementing my vanilla-infused morning pick-me-up.
Once breakfast is ready, I cautiously transfer them over to the coffee table in the living room. While my MacBook loads up, I take a hearty bite out of my croque monsieur, eagerly anticipating what social media has for me today. I leisurely eat my breakfast while scything my way through my notifications and controversial trending hashtags on all of my social media accounts. Next, I open several tabs to catch myself up with the news, dusting the breadcrumbs from my shirt with the back of my hand.
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No Thanks. The life and times of a liberal snowflake millennial metrosexual is of no concern to me.
Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies. The origin of the term derives from the negative effects soy consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido. The average soy boy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been ...
Not really.
The modern army needs attention to detail and great training. Can’t waste that on a wuss
I thought this was going to be a thread about James Comey.
You beat me to it.
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The Truth About Soy Boys by Paul Joseph Watson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTSvLKY7HEk&feature=youtu.be
The article is so true. I have seen people like this. I even saw a guy who had put oil in his beard.
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