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Police: Florida couple steals motorized cart from Walmart, drives to bar
kxan ^ | May 21, 2018 | wfla

Posted on 05/21/2018 8:13:19 AM PDT by bgill

Security cameras were rolling when Jeffrey Robert Sabiel, 50, and Santa Marie Walters, 32, stole a motorized shopping cart from a Walmart located on Missouri Avenue in Largo, according to an affidavit. Shortly after the theft was reported, the cart was spotted outside Jimmy's Sports Bar in Largo and an officer found the couple at the bar... After denying the theft, the couple admitted to taking the cart and was arrested on charges of grand theft. They were both booked into the Pinellas County Jail.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: florida; floriduh; holdmuhbeer; slackers; thirsty
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To: bgill

Doesn’t say what time this happened, perhaps they were disappointed to have arrived to Walmart at the wrong time of day.

Alcohol laws in Largo, Florida. In Largo, a city in Pinellas County, Florida, packaged alcoholic beverages may be sold between 11:00 a.m. and midnight on Sunday, and between 8:00 a.m. and midnight, Monday through Saturday.


21 posted on 05/21/2018 8:30:15 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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To: Responsibility2nd

George Jones


22 posted on 05/21/2018 8:30:39 AM PDT by smalltownslick
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To: EEGator
I never got arrested in 14 years of residency. That might be a record.

I was never convicted.

23 posted on 05/21/2018 8:30:39 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Responsibility2nd; bgill

I think they must have gotten the ages backward.

The woman is 32 yrs old? Nah.


24 posted on 05/21/2018 8:32:35 AM PDT by jonno (Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
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To: bgill

Largo seems not to have improved much since the days of Humphrey, Lauren, and Eddie G.


25 posted on 05/21/2018 8:32:42 AM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
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To: bgill

Joy Ride...Walmart Style!!


26 posted on 05/21/2018 8:33:32 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: bgill

Could have drove one of these;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=BeSdSrCKp-8


27 posted on 05/21/2018 8:33:37 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (When words can mean anything, they can also mean nothing.)
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To: smalltownslick

Yep definitely could see a country song in all this.


28 posted on 05/21/2018 8:33:50 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Sans-Culotte

Because it is an escalation that does not need to occur. With more and more offenses becoming felonies, the “raise the bar” mentality of legislators will come to a breaking point, where everything is a felony. These folks would be better served with a sentence of community service but now are facing 2-3 years.


29 posted on 05/21/2018 8:36:07 AM PDT by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: smalltownslick

Exactly what I was thinking.

Now George. George was a serious drinking man. Committed to his craft.


30 posted on 05/21/2018 8:44:02 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: rjsimmon

“Grand theft” vs. “petty theft” is based on the value of the goods stolen. This is not new. A quick search shows that the carts at Walmart are valued around $2,500. If they’d stolen a car valued at $2,500, it would be grand theft. If they’d stolen electronics valued at $2,500, it would be grand theft. Why should this item be different?


31 posted on 05/21/2018 8:46:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I have the easiest life in the history of the world.)
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To: rjsimmon
A motorized shopping cart is Grant Theft? Someone lost their grip on reality when they made that statute.

The distinction between petty theft and grand theft is based on value. Typically petty theft is anything having a value less than $500 or $1000 depending on jurisdiction and grand theft is anything over.

32 posted on 05/21/2018 8:46:34 AM PDT by KevinB (I do not care for that Obama fellow.)
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To: bgill

The solution is obvious.

Start installing bars in Walmart stores.


33 posted on 05/21/2018 8:48:02 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Tax-chick

Because the value of items when the statue was enacted has not kept pace with current valuation. They did not steal a car, nor electronics. While I am not defending them stealing Walmart property, their stunt was nothing more than something kids did years ago. The point I am making is that they are incredibly stupid but hardly felonious. If the only reaction to any crime, no matter the severity, is to charge someone with a felony, we will all be criminals in short order.


34 posted on 05/21/2018 8:51:42 AM PDT by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: bgill

Ok, perhaps they should have stolen shopping carts instead. Nobody seems to give a crap about that anywhere in the country as every drug addict homeless bum seems entitled to at least one of those...


35 posted on 05/21/2018 8:54:41 AM PDT by Professional
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“A motorized shopping cart is Grant Theft?”.....

Must have been the souped up, customized version, they’re move pricy than the standard issue.


36 posted on 05/21/2018 8:57:31 AM PDT by DaveA37
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To: bgill

Give ‘em a break!

They were too drunk to walk......


37 posted on 05/21/2018 9:03:15 AM PDT by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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To: rjsimmon

Perhaps the state needs to enact a new misdemeanor offense, something on the order of “borrowing without permission,” which would cover situations where the property is recovered, intact, in short order.


38 posted on 05/21/2018 9:09:40 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I have the easiest life in the history of the world.)
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To: bgill

Class, pure class.


39 posted on 05/21/2018 9:09:47 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: rjsimmon
When does theft become Grand Theft in Floriduh"

Under Florida law, Grand Theft is any intentional and unlawful taking of property valued at $300.00 or more. Grand theft is a felony offense, with penalties that may include prison, probation, fines, restitution, and a permanent criminal record.

40 posted on 05/21/2018 9:11:48 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Democrats aWare having trouble with their MAMA campaign, (Make America Mexico Again), versus MAGA!)
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