You need to get your anal glands expressed. We've got to get you to the vet before they swell up and get infected.
I would love to, but I'm very busy right now with my cardio.
Posted on 06/12/2018 6:59:18 PM PDT by Rebelbase
I’m off to the liquor store!
The jokes almost write themselves.
Okay; I’ll pay 2 pelts for a taste.
I lifted his tail and he blew secretions all over me.
When they start putting this in straight sour mash Kentucky Bourbon I will go back to single malt Irish. However, it must be noted that Irish Blends are most excellent, Jameson Irish is to be savored and it is a blend. In the future I will read all labels most carefully and if it says anything about a beavers ass it will not be bought nor consumed.
I'm sure somebody misunderstood the original instructions.
It's certainly not the first time that's happened.
I bet the beaver enjoyed it........
Sort of like balut in the Philippines...Maybe it tastes great (I’ll never know), but who was the fool that thought it was a good idea to try it first?
I’m assuming that alcohol consumption was involved in both events.
I hope no one on the thread asks you what “balut” is, cause I don’t want to see it. Yuk, and I have a pretty varied palate.
“I’ll pay 2 pelts for a taste.”
Thanks for the flashback. 20+ years ago, after I divorced, the first girlfriend I had was high up on the hot/crazy matrix.
She decided to give herself a Brazilian and covered the entire pelt with wax then attempted to strip it all off in one yank.
The ensuing scream was blood curdling.
I gut laughed until I cried.
let’s just say it’s about 80% chicken and 20% egg-—and still in the shell. (I’ll leave the rest to your imagination)
NBC will probably soon be releasing a 30-year-old tape of D. J. Trump discussing this broad-tailed rodent drink...
I prefer my alcohol with a beaver secretion chaser.
Lets just say, I’ve already saw what it looked like, hence, hoping for no pics:-)
I’m with you...I would NEVER have eaten one, and they smelled disgusting.
Tried it countless times.
Got intoxicated but never drunk.
Now there’s a double entendre!
Jack Maxwell featured it in an episode of Booze Traveler that aired this past April (S04E08) titled, “Home is where the booze is.”
Oh, wow. I think she stumbled onto a new form of torture.
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